Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Thursday November 29th

Thursday November 29

“Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art… It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.”  - C.S. Lewis (November 29, 1898 – November 22, 1963)

Thursday Night Football (8PM, NFL Network)  New Orleans Saints vs. Atlanta Falcons

One more loss for the Saints and Roger may pass Katrina as the most unwelcome name in New Orleans.

30 Rock (8PM, NBC)  Tracy gets an upsetting medical diagnosis.

Of course I got the clap; the audience loves me.  Imma get them pregnant.

Two and a Half Men (8:30PM, CBS)  Alan’s famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile.

I heard this show was filled with filth.  Where do I line up?

Project Runway All Stars (9PM, Lifetime)  The designers must create adrogynous, avant garde looks.

As a straight male, I’m going to need help with that last sentence.

The Real Housewives of Miami (9PM, Bravo)  Lisa’s in-laws demand a grandchild

When your parents are poking the holes in the condoms, you know your family has issues.

100 Greatest Kid Stars (9PM, VH1)  A countdown of memorable child stars.

This is really just a re-run of 100 Greatest Hollywood Failures from last year.

Jersey Shore (10PM, MTV)  Vinny nearly has a threesome.

In other news, I nearly forgot to breath today.

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10PM, FX)  Frank cleans up so he can help out his old company with one last big merger.

Frank cleaned up?  This show is jumping the shark.

The League (10:30PM, FX)  Pete fights over a pair of shoes with a man in a wheelchair

This sounds like the kind of thing Larry David would do…  I need Curb Your Enthusiasm back in my life.

Panic 9-1-1 (10PM, A&E)  A single mother considers using her gun against a possible rapist.

Unluckily for her, the rapist had a quicker draw…I’ll see myself out.

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