Thursday October 18
No quote, but ten points to Hufflepuff for whoever gets this reference. -Zac Efron (October 18, 1987; age 25)
30 Rock (8PM, NBC) Liz has her hands full as she tries to protect Jenna from bad press and prove to Tracy that women are funny
I don’t know Liz Lemon. I’ve never seen a women tell a good koala rape joke before. HEY SANTA, GET OVER HERE. IMMA GET MRS. CLAUS PREGNANT.
Person of Interest (9PM, CBS) Reese protects the spoiled daughter of a Brazilian diplomat.
She demands to have all his pieces.
Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime) The winner is chosen
And will become a household name…well, maybe a name on a household title.
Real Housewives of Miami (9PM, Bravo) Adriana has chosen the night of Alexia’s Magazine Venue Party to confront Karent
You cun’t let the night be about someone else on this show.
Parks and Recreation (9:30PM, NBC) Leslie holds a sex-education class following an STD outbreak among senior citizens in Pawnee.
Wrinkled for her pleasure.
Elementary (10PM, CBS) Sherlock and Watson investigate a child abduction case involving a serial killer known as “The Balloon Man.”
I hope they put more effort into solving the case then they did coming up with a name for him.
Jersey Shore (10PM, MTV) Deena holds Meatball auditions.
Deena, we don’t need to know how many you can fit in your mouth.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10PM, FX) Frank concocts a plan to undercut the garbage men union to get the contract to collect the city’s trash.
If only he dresses up like The Trash Man.
The League (10:30PM, FX) Kevin and Jenny argue over whether or not their son will be circumcised and everyone takes sides.
Foreskin jokes are going to put up 30 fantasy points tonight.
Gigolos (11PM, Showtime) Vin must pleasure a lesbian client.
Call up Ben Affleck, he’s got some time off now that his movie’s out. Unless he tells you to Argo Fuck Yourself.
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