Thursday, September 27
“We cannot make events. Our business is wisely to improve them.” -Samuel Adams (September 27, 1722 – October 2, 1803)
The Big Bang Theory (8PM, CBS) While in space, Wolowitz gets drawn into a fight between Bernadette and his mom.
I guess even in space, you can hear Wolowitz’s mom scream.
Saturday Night Live (8PM, NBC) Weekend Update Thursday
No wonder NBC is in last place. They think Thursday is a part of the weekend.
Project Runway (9PM, Lifetime) The designers must babysit while creating looks for Heidi’s “Babies R Us” collection.
When the designs are complete, the babies’ lunch break ends and they must mass produce the new collection.
Miss Heidi, five more minutes, please?
The Real Housewives of Miami (9PM, Bravo) Joanna and Romain continue to grow apart; Adriana flirts with a club owner and Romain.
Wait, so these women are not married yet, don’t clean or cook, and likely have had tons of plastic surgery. They might as well film the show in Ohio.
Glee (9PM, FOX) Kurt lands his dream internship.
I have a feeling it’s not working for Playboy.
Grey’s Anatomy (9PM, ABC) Following a plane crash, the doctors of Seattle Grace try to cope with loss, adapt to changes and move forward with their lives.
As doctors, death is a completely new experience for them.
Parks and Recreation (9:30, NBC) Leslie passes a city-wide tax on huge sodas in hope of combating obesity in Pawnee.
She’s still awaiting on the ordinance requiring fast food restaurants to be built at the top of large hills.
Louie (10Pm, FX) Louie struggles through the holidays.
There’s not even a joke here, you should just be watching this show.
You know what to do with these.
Scandal (10PM, ABC) Cyrus and Mellie put President Fitz into a compromising position.
All I can think of is how my sister has a cat named Fitz and now see this show working better as a comedy.
Scandal! President Cat grows Hitler mustache. Now has Socialist agenda.
Rock Center with Brian Williams ”Fifty Shades of Grey” impacts a small Maine town.
For the love of God, just keep the delicious lobsters out of this.
Keep me out of your sick perversions.
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