Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday December 11

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By JalleyToCali | Tuesday, December 11, 2012 | 12:10 am | 5 Comments
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Tuesday December 11

Because Cabin Fever is the greatest movie ever made….What’s Boy Meets World?   – Rider Strong (December 11, 1979; age 33)

NBA Basketball (7PM ET, ESPN)  New York Knicks vs. Brooklyn Nets

I can’t believe that the Knicks are actually competing again.  I’m pretty sure Allan Houston is still on the payroll as a player.  I have to wait until April-June to see if the ball still don’t lie.

Raising Hope (8PM, FOX)  Convinced that the world will end on Dec. 21, 2012, Virginia stocks up on supplies and makes her family train for the apocalypse.

Most depressing Christmas episode ever.

The Voice (8PM, NBC)  Two artists face elimination

Would it be wrong if the winner ended up with more hits than their coach?

NCIS (8PM, CBS)  Rumors run wild when Diane, the ex-wife of both Gibbs and Fornell, spends the night at McGee’s.

Four-way?

Santa Claus is Coming to Town (8PM, ABC)  A mailman explains why Santa has whiskers, lives at the North Pole and brings presents once a year.

Santa?

Rizzoli & Isles (9PM, TNT)  The virtual world and the real world collide when a microbrewer is killed

Is beer a part of the virtual world?  Is my alcohol problem not real?  Woohoo!

Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (9PM, Lifetime)  Three dancers compete for a scholarship to the Joffrey School of Ballet in New York.

That explains a lot.

Ink Master (10PM, Spike)  Some human canvases are given unrecognizable family portrait tattoos.

If they were recognizable, it would be harder to run from the police.

Chopped (10PM, Food)  First round, lump crabmeat and ice cream cones

OK, seriously. Is this show created by Seth MacFarlane?

Amish Mafia (10:30PM, Discovery)  The Amish Mafia provide protection for their people and deliver righteous justice against those who stand in their way.

I’m holding out for the horse-and-buggy-by scene.

 

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5 Comments

  1. 1
    Pegalicious
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 5:49 am

    RE: \Amish Mafia\: Years ago I heard a joke that went, \What’s ‘Clip, Clop, Bang. Clip, Clop, Bang’?

    \An Amish drive-by.\

    Having grown up in Pennsylvania Dutch country, though, it’s hard for me to believe that there’s any such thing as an \Amish Mafia.\ The Amish in my area (Lancaster County and eastern York County) are more \turn the other cheek\ than \an eye for an eye.\ Who comes up with these ideas, anyway? And where do they FIND these people? (Old-order Amish sure won’t be reading \Variety\ or checking the Interwebs for reality show casting calls!)

  2. 2
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:01 am

    I wish I could get a contract like Allan Houston. That would be BOSS!

    UGH…Did they move Teen Mom to Mondays? I need to check my dvr.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 6:42 am

    Amish Mafia?!
    I just burst out laughing.
    Do they pray you to death? Or bury you under a barn instead of in the river?
    Just crazy.

    Definitely gonna try to get home in time for Ink Master. It’s wrong, but I love when the canvasses get fucked up tattoos. It’s kind of more entertaining than when they get good ones ahaha.

    And yep, Teen Mom 2 moved to Monday.
    They have this whole promo about it where they insert a weird sounding “Monday” into scenes from the show. It’s actually pretty funny lol.

  4. 4
    plockness monster plockness monster
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    I can’t wait for Amish Mafia. I wonder how that pitch meeting went?

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted December 11, 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Do we know if anyone is going to recap Amish Mafia here?

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