Tuesday February 12
“A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.” - Charles Darwin (February 12, 1809 – April 19, 1882)
The Taste (8PM, ABC) Each contestant has to prepare a dish that pairs best with a selected wine.
Who’s the lucky bastard that gets boxed wine (AKA a goon bag)?
Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (8PM ET, USA) Best in Show
“Now tell me, which one of these dogs would you want to have as your wide receiver on your football team?”
Pretty Little Liars (8PM, ABC Family) Broken hearts lead to rash decisions.
Better than decisions about rashes…I mean, liars is in the title.
Bad Girls Club: Atlanta (8PM, Oxygen) New girl Rocky immediately flips the house upside down with her instigating ways.
This bitch got more than just the eye of the tiger…
State of the Union (9PM ET, CBS, NBC, FOX, ABC, etc.) The president’s speech describes the current condition of the country to the American people.
I would pay more attention to this if his segment next month on ESPN about his college basketball bracket wasn’t about the same length.
Dance Moms (9PM, Lifetime) Abby suspends Christi and Chloe, keeping Chloe from competing against Cathy’s new all-boy team.
Well, we know Cathy’s team won’t be distracted by the competition. Their teammates is a whole different story, however.
The Face (9PM, Bravo, Oxygen, Style; Series Premiere) The three handpicked teams of contestants move into the loft and go through their first campaign, creating an image worthy of being featured in W Magazine.
I bet W stands for Walrus.
Face Off (9PM, Syfy) The artists try to create a larger-than-life giant character based on an ancient fable.
These competitions are inconceivable.
Snooki and JWOWW (10PM, MTV) Roger realizes the true extent of his feelings for Jenni.
I love you…wait, how many zeros are in my paycheck?…this much.
Justified (10PM, FX) Raylan’s discovery of a severed foot sets off a race against time.
A three-legged race?
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