Tuesday January 1st
I have a feeling her husband didn’t get her golf clubs for Christmas – Elin Nordegren (January 1, 1980; age 33)
Shark Tank (8PM, ABC) A single mother pitches her wedge-type pillow for women.
Now with handles for smothering.
Dance Moms (8PM, Lifetime; 2 episodes) Abby is disappointed with the girls for skipping dance class.
Now they’ll never get into that school in “Fame”.
Totally T-Boz (8PM, TLC) T-Boz from TLC has just moved to LA in an attempt to launch her solo career and still needs to share her plans with Chilli.
She does know that the TLC channel is not a channel that only covers the group TLC, right?
2013 Discover Orange Bowl (8:30PM ET, ESPN) Florida State vs. Northern Illin0is
Some people are mad that Northern Illinois is in a BCS bowl game. Then again, these days you expect any game to be vacated with fines to come.
The Sisterhood (9PM, TLC) First Lady Tara and her husband Pastor Brian are new to Atlanta and looking to make friends.
There is a First Lady of a church? Does she take on initiatives like the First Lady in DC where she may try to get fewer kids to sleep at mass?
Parenthood (10PM, NBC) Hank and Sarah have an interesting evening together.
In my world, interesting usually means boring…or she’s ugly.
Million Dollar Decorators (10PM, Bravo) Kathryn is hired by Lindsay Lohan to renovate her new home, but the paparazzi get in the way.
I would think the lack of payment would get more in the way.
Chopped (10PM, Food) Pork belly gets dropped on the floor.
“Almost had to switch to the ten second rule.”
Sin City Rules (10PM, TLC) Alicia hosts a brunch dinner to clear the air about her employment status.
It’s a show in Vegas so is she a professional gambler or a hooker?
Double Divas (10:30PM, Lifetime) Cynthia invents bras for men.
I believe Cosmo Kramer beat you to it, Cynthia.
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