Tuesday January 22
“Hey diddle diddle, it’s Ray Rice up the middle.” - Ray Rice (January 22, 1987; age 26)
The Taste (8PM, ABC; Series Premiere) Professional and amateur chefs compete in the first round of blind taste tests.
How are they going to work in spinning chairs?
The Bad Girls Club: Atlanta (8PM, Oxygen) Janae’s inability to shake her insecurities keeps her in the other girls’ crosshairs.
It’s like being the slowest gazelle, but here it’s the least indecent woman.
Dance Moms (9PM, Lifetime) Abby bans Brooke from the competition and gives Paige a solo.
She’s banned? Unless she’s a pedophile that seems harsh.
Face Off (9PM, Syfy) The artists compete for the chance to have their design featured in a DC Comic book.
X-Men getting desperate for story ideas.
Snooki and JWOWW (10PM, MTV) Snooki goes into early labor.
Go home, Snooki’s baby, you’re drunk.
The Joe Schmo Show (10PM, Spike) Chase helps Lavernius reveal his secret to the group.
Is it that he’s a failed actor?
Justified (10PM, FX) Drew Thompson’s widow turns up and gets Raylan in hot water with the FBI
It worked so well for Manti Te’o. Either that or FX is jealous of The Walking Dead‘s ratings.
Total Blackout (10PM, Syfy) Players are confined in a straightjacket and must identify items by using their tongues.
Nope, that’s a banana…Wrong again that’s a giant mushroom…That one is a penis, but you are in the bathroom so.
Real Husbands of Hollywood (10PM, BET) JB and Boni discover Duane’s new clothing factory.
I have a feeling I would enjoy it more if JB discovered it with Larry David.
Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan (10PM, BBC America; Series Premiere) Snake-infested rice paddies of the Mekong Delta in Vietnam; a crocodile-filled lake; searching for the giant water bug.
I guess Drive Shaft’s new album isn’t coming out any time soon.
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Ultimate Fighter (8PM, FX)
Ramsay Behind Bars (9PM, BBC America)
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