Tuesday January 29
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” - Oprah Winfrey (January 29, 1954; age 59)
The Taste (8PM, ABC) Auditions continue
The last person the judges would want to see after taking a bite of a dish would be Joe Rogan. Because you know bull testicles would be involved somehow. It’s really the best way NBC could get back at ABC for stealing “The Voice” format.
Pretty Little Liars (8PM, ABC Family) Spencer no longer wants to play games.
He’s gonna take his balls and go home.
Bad Girls Club: Atlanta (8PM, Oxygen) Stephanie finds out her new fling Andre has been hiding a big secret from her.
“How was I supposed to know he’s black?”
Dance Moms (9PM, Lifetime) The dancers compete against the girls who replaced them during the mother’s protest.
I don’t know which adult is in the wrong, but these girls are learning a valuable lesson. Their moms are all miserable bitches.
Face Off (9PM, Syfy) The artists must each create a demon.
They’re artists. They should already have demons.
White Collar (10PM, USA) Peter and Neal investigate Senator Pratt’s involvement with corrupt cops.
Any chance this guy is the Senator?
Snooki and JWOWW (10PM, MTV) Jenni and Roger visit his family in Maine.
Some fisherman attempt to catch Jenni and sell her at Lobsterfest before realizing she’s not a genetically mutated lobster.
The Millionaire Matchmaker (10PM, Bravo) 30-year-old Stephanie is used to dating unemployed losers.
Wait a second. There are unemployed men dating millionaire women? How do I sign up for this racket?
Southie Rules (10PM, A&E; Series Premiere, 2 episodes) Everyone chips in to pay household bills.
This is nothing like “Good Will Hunting”. That also sound like the worst way to start a television series.
Justified (10PM, FX) Raylan’s hunt for his stolen money leads to a confrontation with a brawler.
(Sorry for the lack of video quality, NSFW)
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Top Gear (9PM, History)
Starter Wives Confidential (9PM, TLC)
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