Tuesday, June 5
On this date in 1956, Elvis Presley scandalized the world with his “provocative” hip movements while performing “Hound Dog” on the Milton Berle show.
America’s Got Talent (NBC 8pm) Auditions continue in Austin, Texas.
Tell us more!
Hell’s Kitchen (Fox 8pm) The teams face a challenge and a dinner service; a contestant is eliminated.
Pay close attention to that description, because it sums up every single episode of the entire season.
Pretty Little Liars (ABC Family 8pm) Premiere: Aria, Emily, Hanna and Spencer are reunited following a summer spent trying to recover from the traumatic events in Rosewood.
The best thing about this show coming back so soon?
A certain mesmerizing amphibian’s recaps.
Concert for the Queen: A Diamond Jubilee Celebration With Katie Couric (ABC 9pm) Katie Couric takes viewers backstage at the concert that features performances by Elton John, Paul McCartney, Tom Jones, Annie Lennox, Kylie Minogue, Stevie Wonder, will.i.am and Jessie J.
Her Majesty is a huge will.i.am fan, but she and Fergie* haven’t spoken since they both wore the same outfit to the 2007 Kids’ Choice Awards.
Love in the Wild (NBC 9pm) The seven initial pairs each gain an unexpected additional man to face the first challenge as trios; the teams must navigate rough waters and crawl through a well full of snakes; seven singles are sent home.
With a name like “Love in the Wild,” I was expecting it to be about the mating habits of primates, and oh look! It is.
MasterChef (Fox 9pm) The judges critique the food and eliminate contestants.
This show doesn’t really pick up until the auditions are over and the judges start being mean to people in earnest.
Rizzoli & Isles (TNT 9pm) Premiere: Jane and Maura’s friendship is strained after the shooting of Maura’s biological father; Jane’s relationship with Agent Dean is exposed.
Apparently Saturday Night Live has yet to do a Rizzoli & Isles skit, so there goes the video that I was going to post instead of having to think of something to say.
Glee Project (Oxygen 10pm) Premiere: The 14 finalists perform Whitesnake’s ”Here I Go Again” for Individuality Week; Lea Michele visits.
This season has: a blind contestant, a paralyzed contestant, a transgender contestant, and I’m pretty sure I see Justin Bieber in that picture.
Franklin & Bash (TNT 10pm) Premiere: Peter and Jared hope to sign a beverage company executive as their next client; Peter meets a beautiful police officer.
I’m not angry that this show was renewed… just disappointed.
Kendra on Top (WE 10pm) (no details given)
Meanwhile, Holly and Bridget are… does anybody know?
What will you be watching tonight?
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*I mean the Fergie who can’t spell, not her erstwhile daughter-in-law.