Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday March 12th

Tuesday March 12th

Looks like she didn’t get a case of the dizzies here. – Liza Minnelli (March 12, 1946; age 67)

Hell’s Kitchen (8PM, FOX; Season Premiere)  Ramsay sends contestants out of the kitchen after a rocky first dinner service.

I’m pretty sure Ramsay just has these shows so he can berate people without ruining any professional/familial relationships.

Celebrity Wife Swap (8PM, ABC)  Actor Alan Thicke’s wife, Tanya, finds comic Gilbert Gottfried’s economical ways a shock when she leaves her lavish life to trade places with Gottfried’s wife, Dara.

I don’t know if it’s economical as much as it is being a C-List comedian.

Dance Moms (8PM, Lifetime)  The girls struggle with a military-inspired group dance.

They may need to replace these girls with North Koreans.

Pretty Little Liars (8PM, ABC Family)  Jamie is haunted by his shady past.

That’s called a shadow Jamie…

The Bad Girls Club: Atlanta (8PM, Oxygen)  Episode Title: Between a Rocky and a Hard Place

Next week’s episode will be titled, “Running with the Bullwinkles”.

The Taste (9PM, ABC; Season Finale)  After an elimination, the remaining contestants must prepare their most decadent dish in hope of wowing the judges and claiming the grand prize.

By grand prize, do you mean Wikipedia footnote?

19 Kids and Counting: Duggars Do Asia (9PM, TLC; Season Premiere)  The Duggars are taking their first trip to Asia.

For the love of the Ozone stop counting. Hopefully, they stop in China and the government forces them to kill off 18 kids.

Justified (10PM, FX)  Drew Thompson slips through the fingers of Raylan, Boyd and the Detroit mob.

If the Detroit mob was like the New York mob, they’d get those car companies up and running.

World’s Worst Tenants (10PM, Spike; Season Premiere)  A tenant is saved from carbon monoxide poisoning; Rick finds decomposing bodies in a funeral home.

Define “worst”. Because I had a roommate who tried to take a shit on me while he was sleepwalking. Can I get on this show?

The Millionaire Matchmaker (10PM, Bravo)  Workaholic Joe needs help attracting a girl.

Make a suit out of money and walk into a bar.

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