Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday November 13

Tuesday November 13

“My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people’s definitions are.” -Jimmy Kimmel (November 13, 1967; age 45)

NCIS (8PM, CBS)  A Navy lieutenant is killed in a brutal attack shortly after returning home from the Middle East.

Considering it’s a land war, he probably should have stayed deployed.

Dancing with the Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC)  Kylie Minogue performs; Ne-Yo performs

Even the performers on this show aren’t really all stars.

Go On (9PM, NBC)  Ryan realizes that Owen needs a big-brother figure in his life

Not that type of big brother.

 New Girl (9PM, FOX)  While Jess searches for a job, the guys fear women’s issues are affecting her well-being

I noticed “women’s issues” wasn’t a part of either presidential candidate’s platform this year.

College Basketball (9:30PM ET, ESPN)  Duke vs. Kentucky

There are zero degrees of separation between Coach Calipari and his players, mostly because his players don’t ever get degrees.

Underemployed (10PM, MTV)  Lou and Raviva are given the go-ahead for post-baby intercourse

They have sex with babies and then with each other?  MTV is really pushing boundaries.

Ink Master (10PM, Spike)  The artists must ink highly critical super-fans with Star Wars tattoos

For some, this will be their first time encountering a woman other than their mothers.

Million Dollar Decorators (10PM, Bravo)  Mary deals with a client who leaves the decision-making to her dog.

The dog picked out piss yellow linoleum, shit brown carpeting and low to the ground counters.  Where’s Obama’s supposed death panels when you need them?

Chopped (10PM, Food)  Everyone steps it up for pumpkin pie in the entree basket.

Pie can be an entree?…Excuse me while I have a conversation with my mother.

Sons of Anarchy (10PM, FX)  Jax goes into high gear with his own agenda.

The lead-in to tonight’s episode is “Twilight”.  If there is any crossover audience between these two, I may need to remove this show from my list of shows to binge watch two years after they are relevant.

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