Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Tuesday October 16

Tuesday October 16

“Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.”  -Oscar Wilde (October 16, 1854 – November 30, 1900)

Dancing with the Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC)  Donny Osmond and Susan Boyle perform.

Susan Boyle knows all about the Twelfth of Never.

The Voice (8PM, NBC)  Recording artists Billie Joe Armstrong, Mary J. Blige, Michael Bublé and Rob Thomas assist the coaches as vocalists perform.

Now that the spinning chairs are gone can we add trap doors?

Hart of Dixie (8PM, CW)  Lemon and Lavon find themselves in a competition with their rival.

Lime hasn’t been the same since Lemon turned on him.

Ben and Kate (8:30PM, FOX)  Tommy tells Kate why he hates Molly.

“How can you hate molly, it makes you feel euphoric, awake, confident.  You just need to drink water to avoid dehydration.  … Oh, you mean Molly. Oh OK, yeah, she’s a bitch.”

Presidential Debate (9PM ET, CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX, etc.)  The presidential candidates’ discussion of issues takes place at Hofstra University in Hempstead, N.Y.

Tonight’s format is town hall.  Judging by the intelligence of the average American, I don’t like the chances that a great question will be asked.  One can hope right.

Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition (9PM, Lifetime)  The competition theme is “Monsters of the Night”.

Well, at least the parents won’t need any costumes.

Face Off (9PM, Syfy)  The artists must create original cyborg makeups with parts from a junkyard.

Not so original.

Sons of Anarchy (10PM, FX)  Jax brings a new proposal to the club with serious consequences.

“Soooo you’re saying you don’t want to wear assless chaps.”

Chopped (10PM, Food)  First round includes snouts.

That leaves a lot of options open.

Barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, snout-kebabs, snout creole, snout gumbo…

Underemployed (10PM, MTV)  Friends pursue lofty goals and romantic dreams on the road to adulthood.

 This may be a little too close to home.

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