Tuesday October 23
“When we’re connected to others, we become better people.” - Randy Pausch (October 23, 1960 – July 25, 2008)
For your viewing pleasure.
The Voice (8PM, NBC) The Battles Continue
I have a feeling this show would be better if the hand in the logo was making the shocker sign instead of the peace sign.
NCIS (8PM, CBS) Ziva challenges McGee and Tony to a dare.
“You two have to kiss … You’re the one that picked dare.”
Pretty Little Liars (8PM, ABC Family) Singer Adam Lambert performs “Trespassing” and “Cuckoo.”
Is this television drama or American Idol reruns? Or is this like when Nick Lachey showed up on One Tree Hill.
Stay out of it, Nick Lachey. (This message is approved by Joel McHale)
Dancing with the Stars: All Stars (8PM, ABC) Following a freestyle team dance and performances to “guilty pleasure” songs, no dancers are eliminated.
So why is this an hour show? This is worse than Amazing Race non-elimination legs.
Go On (9PM, NBC) Ryan reluctantly plays along when the group plans a scavenger hunt for his birthday.
“You’re telling me a six pack and hookers aren’t on the scavenger list. I must have misread it.”
Happy Endings (9PM, ABC) Max tends to Penny after an accident lands her in a full body cast, but when he starts crushing on her physical therapist, he tries to impede her recovery.
She’s in a full body cast. What’s the physical therapist doing, adjusting her bed?
New Girl (9PM, FOX) Schmidt buys Nick a cookie, leading the guys to question what defines male friendship.
If a man allows you to buy him a cookie, he has to suck you off. Those are the rules.
The X Factor (9:30PM, FOX) The judges reveal which acts will advance.
The judges hide their most valued possessions.
Simon Cowell: His full length mirror.
Demi Lovato: The shred of evidence that makes her relevant.
LA Reid: His crystal replica of Justin Beiber that he sleeps with.
Britney Spears: Her butter collection.
Chopped (10PM, Food) Second basket contains a nose-to-tail theme.
“You will cook with the seasoning of …spinal fluid.”
Sons of Anarchy (10PM, FX) Things go sideways as Jax takes matters into his own hands.
“Things go sideways” is usually what describes my Friday nights.
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