Wednesday February 6
Bob Marley (February 6, 1945 – May 11, 1981) is a perfect example of what happens when white people get a hold of something.
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Male contestants compete in the Hollywood Round in hope of making it to the semifinals.
We’ll start with the sob story competition.
Arrow (8PM, CW) When Cyrus Vanch, an evil criminal, is released from prison, he plans to take down Arrow and resume his position as leader of the underworld.
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky…”
Modern Family (9PM, ABC) Phil and Jay wind up in a golf-off with Mitch and Pepper.
You want to know how I know you’re gay; you call it a golf-off….Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Toddlers and Tiaras (9PM, TLC) Oliviana, 22 months, Alivia, 4, and newbie Katlyn, 6, vie for the circus crown
Katlyn is the Brandon Weeden of children’s pageants. Sorry I haven’t made the switch over to NBA/NHL mode yet.
Nashville (10PM, ABC) Juliette wants to make a change but her team disagrees.
That’s why it’s always better to beg for forgiveness than to ask for permission. Works for anal.
Top Chef: Seattle (10PM, Bravo) King crab in the Quickfire.
As long as we don’t add an “s” to those first two words.
Moonshiners (10PM, Discovery) The moonshiners gather together in a secluded cabin to talk about their run-ins with the law and why they decided to let the cameras in.
Because they lack a lot of brains and money and they could only fix one of those problems.
The Americans (10PM, FX) Stan closes in on a member of the Soviet Rezidentura.
I don’t know what that means so I’m going to assume that it translates to Soviet Resident Dentists. Stan must be an anti-dentite.
Cheer Perfection (10PM, TLC) Everyone heads to Columbus on a long bus ride for the biggest competition of the year with a bid to the U.S. Finals on the line.
TLC didn’t spring for a plane. I guess it would be less “entertaining” if the plane broke down mid trip.
Workaholics (10PM, Comedy Central) The dudes become obsessed with betting on high school sports.
Call me when you bring a 30 rack to the local little league fields and get kicked off by disturbed parents.
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