Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday January 2

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By JalleyToCali | Wednesday, January 2, 2013 | 12:01 am | 21 Comments
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Wednesday January 2nd


There are some teams that could’ve used a Rod Tidwell this year.  - Cuba Gooding Jr. (January 2, 1968; age 45)

 

Mobbed (8PM, FOX; 2 episodes)  Strangers help a woman surprise a friend who she has been secretly in love with for some time.

Because if you want to start a healthy dating relationship with your male friend, show up with a group of strangers and a camera crew.  What could go wrong?

2013 All-State Sugar Bowl (8:30PM, ESPN)  Florida vs. Louisville

Any chance we’ll see some defense in the Superdome tonight?

Law & Order: SVU (9PM, NBC)  During the investigation, a church scandal is uncovered.

I can’t let this one slide…it’s too sticky.

Nova (9PM, PBS)  Scientists study the possible worldwide effects of volcanic eruptions in Iceland.

How disappointing would it be if Iceland was the downfall of the planet?

Amish Mafia (9PM, Discovery)  John sets up an illegal buggy race in a desperate attempt to repay his debts

Do they have pink slips for buggies?

Toddlers & Tiaras (9PM, TLC)  The derby goes full glitz at the IFF pageant in Lexington, Ky. with contestants Kendyl, 18 months, Jozy, 3, and Alanna, 6.

I think “iffy” is a better name for these pageants.  Also, I need to apologize to black people for making fun of some of the names they come up with for their children.  For every Laquesha, there’s some white girl with a “y” or an “i” in the wrong place.

Chicago Fire (10PM, NBC)  Severide asks Dawson for help with his injury.

It really hurts…just keep rubbing it, that helps.

 Top Chef: Seattle (10PM, Bravo)  The cheftestants’ knife skills are tested

One contestant brings a gun to the Elimination Challenge and is safe.

American Horror Story: Asylum (10PM, FX)  The Monsignor confronts the Devil.

Let’s hope the Devil isn’t played by Elizabeth Hurley.

Cheer Perfection (10PM, TLC)  Shannon is in charge of a last minute charity fundraiser.

Shannon, no one will pay five dollars for one cookie.  Step up your game, there’s uniforms to buy!

 

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21 Comments

  1. 1
    JimbobJones
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:52 am

    Cuba Gooding is NOT a guy who aged well.

  2. 2
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 2:32 am

    The problem with Cuba Gooding Jr is that, in Radio, he went full retard.

  3. 3
    JimbobJones
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 3:01 am

    I thought he did that in Jerry Maguire

  4. 4
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 4:47 am

    Never go full retard.

    Here’s why:
    http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=X6WHBO_Qc-Q&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DX6WHBO_Qc-Q) equal cf

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 5:59 am

    Florida has a pretty good defense and their offense tends to sputter.

    I can’t wait until the bowl games are over so I can get to bed at a reasonable time….

  6. 6
    Faye
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 9:24 am

    @sarcasatire – Anyone who quotes Tropic Thunder is alright with me. When that scene played in the movie I had to leave the theatre to get myself together.

    JallyToCali – I much rather be named Kendyl, Raychael, Alaska, Montana, Denver, South Dakota, Hat, Bookcase, Lion or Coconut then some of the unfortunate made up ethnic names (I should know I have one) My only defense is I didn’t name myself

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 10:09 am

    You want to laugh hard at names – grab yourself a rent roll from an apartment complex that has a lot of Section 8 renters. Good times, good times.

  8. 8
    Faye
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 10:29 am

    There is a kid at my sister’s school named – La-Sha (pronounced – you guessed it – LA DASH SHA) You pronounce the symbol … There are also 2 children named Infant

    If I can figure out how to type the middle finger, I’m changing my name to *insert middle finger here*Ewe .. Tell people to pronounce the symbol

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 10:50 am

    La dash sha?!?!?!? You have gotS to be lying Faye…

  10. 10
    Faye
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Ooooh classy drunk how I wish for the sake of the child I was … I can only assume the mother had no hopes dreams education self respect dignity class or prospects of her own so she decided she would need company in her old age and set her kid up for failure

    I think people should put Dr., Senator or President in front of any prospective name for your kid and if you can say Senator Apple, Dr. Ja’LaMichaelangelo or President La-Sha with a straight face then go for it

  11. 11
    JalleyToCali
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 11:04 am

    I’m waiting for the first kid who’s name starts with a # or an @

  12. 12
    caligal
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 11:11 am

    @Jalley,,,some idiots in Europe (Germany, I think) named their daughter Hashtag (#) Jameson.

  13. 13
    Faye
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Someone in Egypt I believe named their kid Facebook. And let’s not forget the Harvard Law Graduates who named their children – Adolf Hitler Campbell, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. I would rather be La-Sha

  14. 14
    JalleyToCali
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    At my old job we used to have a customer named Adolf but he also used another first name that’s escaping me. His mood dictated which one he used at any given time.

  15. 15
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:34 pm

    I’m naming my twins Quiz and Strategy.

  16. 16
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:38 pm

    I am naming our kids, Lil Debbie and Snack Cake, Keurig, and Mazda….

    Oh there is so much to watch tonight…We got Amish Mafia, and Moonshiners on Discovery, MR Z loves those 2 shows and for me, there is Toddlers and Tiaras and Cheer Perfection…Oh it is going to be a great 4 hours tonight

  17. 17
    Faye
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    I’m going to name mine Pos’et and No’te

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    @Faye…please stop. You are killing me today. the sad part is is that someone would think that’s really cute.

  19. 19
    SusieF
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    I have a student in my school whose actUal middle. Name on birth certificate is Li’l Playa…………

    :/

  20. 20
    JimbobJones JimbobJones
    Posted January 2, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Man, I wish I’d given my daughters “stripper names”. Then, I could have forced them both to become doctors, just so their patients would freak out that they’ve being treated by “Dr Candy Cane” and “Dr McLuscious”

  21. 21
    Elizabeth F
    Posted January 3, 2013 at 11:23 am

    Uh…the money to be earned on Cheer Perfection was for CHAIRITY! (Not one of their usual competition fundraisers!) Ann needs to work for “Molly Maids” for a week, and Shannon is one tough Cookie! She knows Ann played her, but still does the best she can to raise $, while fata$$ Ann eats cheese sticks! I respect Shannon, and want to lay down Ann’s big butt in an alley in my Detroit hood!. She’s a spoiled diva!

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