Wednesday January 30
“I can feel it coming in the air tonight.” -Phil Collins (January 30, 1951; age 62)
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Auditions continue in Texas and California.
They never seem to film these in Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, etc. Randy is afraid he won’t be within 5 miles of an eating establishment at all times.
Arrow (8PM, CW) When Thea gets caught using a drug called vertigo, Oliver decides to find the dealer.
Good thinking, Oliver. Get me some too.
Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials 2013 (8PM, CBS) Hosts Boomer Esiason and Aisha Tyler.
That title is misleading. None of these commercials will air in 2013. Also, Boomer Esiason and Aisha Tyler? That seems like an odd chemistry.
Toddlers and Tiaras (9PM, TLC) It gets wild for Brooklyn, 21 months.
That’s a phrase that makes you reevaluate your life after typing it.
Necessary Roughness (10PM, USA) The team adjusts to Juliette’s leadership.
Will she forget to re-sign Willie Beamen, too.
Top Chef: Seattle (10PM, Bravo) The contestants set sail for Alaska, elevating iceberg lettuce for the Quickfire.
This lettuce is a little to iceberg-ey.
Moonshiners (10PM, Discovery) Deputy Sheriff Chuck makes his move.
This show is basically the modern day “Dukes of Hazzard”, isn’t it?
The Americans (10PM, FX; Series Premiere) Married KGB spies pose as Americans in Washington, D.C. after Ronald Reagan is elected president.
You would hope of all people, Ronald Reagan would be able to spot an actor. They can smell their own, right?
Cheer Perfection (10PM, TLC) Ann learns Andrea is named team mom president.
Andrea learns Ann has cut her brakes.
Workaholics (10PM, Comedy Central) Alice quits and the guys meet their new boss.
Michael Scott returns to the wrong show.
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Auction Hunters (9PM, Spike)
Savage Family Diggers (10PM, Spike)
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