Wednesday January 30
“I can feel it coming in the air tonight.” -Phil Collins (January 30, 1951; age 62)
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Auditions continue in Texas and California.
They never seem to film these in Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, etc. Randy is afraid he won’t be within 5 miles of an eating establishment at all times.
Arrow (8PM, CW) When Thea gets caught using a drug called vertigo, Oliver decides to find the dealer.
Good thinking, Oliver. Get me some too.
Super Bowl’s Greatest Commercials 2013 (8PM, CBS) Hosts Boomer Esiason and Aisha Tyler.
That title is misleading. None of these commercials will air in 2013. Also, Boomer Esiason and Aisha Tyler? That seems like an odd chemistry.
Toddlers and Tiaras (9PM, TLC) It gets wild for Brooklyn, 21 months.
That’s a phrase that makes you reevaluate your life after typing it.
Necessary Roughness (10PM, USA) The team adjusts to Juliette’s leadership.
Will she forget to re-sign Willie Beamen, too.
Top Chef: Seattle (10PM, Bravo) The contestants set sail for Alaska, elevating iceberg lettuce for the Quickfire.
This lettuce is a little to iceberg-ey.
Moonshiners (10PM, Discovery) Deputy Sheriff Chuck makes his move.
This show is basically the modern day “Dukes of Hazzard”, isn’t it?
The Americans (10PM, FX; Series Premiere) Married KGB spies pose as Americans in Washington, D.C. after Ronald Reagan is elected president.
You would hope of all people, Ronald Reagan would be able to spot an actor. They can smell their own, right?
Cheer Perfection (10PM, TLC) Ann learns Andrea is named team mom president.
Andrea learns Ann has cut her brakes.
Workaholics (10PM, Comedy Central) Alice quits and the guys meet their new boss.
Michael Scott returns to the wrong show.
Uggh, I have a headache. Just watch the premiering shows below or go on our Facebook. Poke us there if you want, if that’s still a thing. Or like us. Whatever: https://www.facebook.com/TVGasm
Auction Hunters (9PM, Spike)
Savage Family Diggers (10PM, Spike)
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5 Comments
JalleytoCali, I very much enjoy your dail Top 10′s. They never fail to crack me up and puts me in a better mood after working a 12 hour shift. See? You’re doing a public service!
Arrow – sorry, but why would you ever take a drug called Vertigo? Vertigo is awful. It is not a feeling that you would willingly bring on. I think the editors got the hint during the winter break, there are a lot more shots of Oliver shirtless. Did anyone else see the celeb gossip that Oliver (well, the actor who plays him) just got married to a former ANTM contestant?
@lindaw205 – I totally agree, JalleytoCali is rockin’ the top 10s. The snark is perfect, even if you have never watched a listed show, the extra comments can still make you laugh.
You forgot Big Rich Atlanta.
POKING on Facebook is still allowed, but we still need “LIKES”, we are only 5 away from 1,900. ONLY 5!
Oh.. and I love that you profiled Phil Collins today. He makes me melt!
Aww thanks guys. I think why the jokes work if you’ve never watched some of the shows is because I literally watch almost zero of these shows, but I know what you guys like and take any recommendations in mind as long as I can find a joke for it.
Right now I only really watch Girls (because it’s so awkward), Californication (because it takes a lot for me to give up on a show), The Following (because it’s so bad it’s good), Modern Family (I enjoy it), and Archer (because c’mon). The rest are between seasons but I’m excited for Community, GOT, Survivor (even though favorites is the completely wrong word for that group) and Netflix’s new slate of House of Cards and Arrested Development.
I just need to find a way to turn this into free money.