Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday March 13th

Personally, I base my religion off of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. – L Ron Hubbard (March 13, 1911 – January 24, 1986)

Survivor (8PM, CBS)  Out-of-control Brandon stuns his tribe mates when he reveals his secret desire to sabotage their camp.

And that concludes our yearly tradition of HantzTV.

American Idol (8PM, FOX)  The top ten finalists perform songs that have been performed by past winners.

Any chance we can get the judges to perform like past panels.

Under Seige: America’s Northern Border (8PM, Discovery)  The Department of Homeland Security’s is charged with patrolling the northern borders of the United States.

Did somebody get drunk and watch Canadian Bacon?

College Basketball (9PM ET, ESPN2)  Big East Tournament: TBA vs. Notre Dame

The Bluths must have raised a lot of money for TBA if they have their own basketball team now.

The Rachel Zoe Project (9PM, Bravo) Rachel’s collection has doubts.

What, does her clothes have it’s own thoughts like “Toy Story”?

Weed Country (10PM, Discovery)  Mike Boutin fears he is being investigated after learning that his bank account has been closed and his gun permit revoked.

I wonder what could be making him so paranoid…

My Strange Addiction (10PM, TLC)  Julius has been sexually attracted to balloons for decades and keeps more than fifty thousand in his home at all times.

What sickens me is that he isn’t even monogamous. He better be using protection. The balloons probably even enjoy the feel of rubber.

Psych (10PM, USA)  Shawn and Gus join college filmmakers making a documentary about Bigfoot in the woods.

And get a show on Animal Planet…

The Americans (10PM, FX)  Philip and Elizabeth’s marriage is further tested when a mission to discredit a Polish pro-democracy leader reunites Philip with his old flame.

Maybe Philip is a secret agent, just on the wrong side.

Workaholics (10PM, Comedy Central)  The guys all need a copy of a new video game for very different reasons.

I have a feeling none of those reasons is “to get laid”.

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