Wednesday March 20th
I would tell Spike Lee to sit down at Knicks games if I couldn’t already see over him. – Spike Lee (March 20, 1957; age 56)
Survivor (8PM, CBS) A tribe shake-up results in chaos, the formation of new alliances and a strength disparity.
If Stealth ‘R Us is closing shop, where am I going to go for all my crazy needs?
American Idol (8PM, FOX) Finalists perform John Lennon and Paul McCartney songs for the judges.
What about all those great Ringo Starr hits?
Arrow (8PM, CW) Oliver’s ex, the Huntress, threatens to destroy everything and everyone he cares about
That sounds about right.
Criminal Minds (9PM, CBS) The team investigates victims who were sharing details about their personal lives and inner desires online.
Way to narrow down the field of victims…
My Strange Addiction (10PM, TLC) Michelle, 29, has been addicted to drinking blood for 15 years
She was into the whole vampire thing before it was cool.
Southland (10PM, TNT) A baby’s death shakes Lydia to her core.
Ironically, that’s the exact same way the baby died.
Psych (10PM, USA) Episode Title: No Country for Two Old Men
I preferred the original title, Grumpy Old Bardem.
The Americans (10PM, FX) Philip and Elizabeth must stop an assassin from taking out key U.S .scientists.
Hey, leave Neil Degrasse Tyson alone!
Duck Dynasty (10PM, A&E; 2 episodes) Phil, Jase and the boys battle beavers while fishing at a neighbor’s pond.
And when they’re finished with their wives, they clear out that dam those animals left behind.
Workaholics (10PM, Comedy Central) When Alice introduces an automated calling system, Blake imagines a future where the machines have taken over.
If the machines talk like Arnold Schwarzenegger, I’ll just move to Arizona because they’ll just deport them.
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Dear J2C,
I love you. You are wicked funny. That is all.
My Strange Addiction has exposed me to people drinking pee, fucking balloons, fucking inflatable animals, fucking cars, putting coffee up their assholes twenty times a day, drinking nail polish, eating emery boards, licking and eating hair off cats, and eating the ashes of a dead and cremated person.
But drinking blood for 15 years?!
Now they’ve gone too far.
Too. far. ( ._.)
Jalley the best game of the season is on tonight – Blackhawks vs Ducks.
George Harrison had all the best songs. Blasphemy they are not singing his songs.