Wednesday November 28
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.” - Jon Stewart (November 28, 1962; age 50)
The X Factor (8PM, FOX) Premiere of the video for will.i.am’s “Scream and Shout”.
That sums up how I feel when I hear will.i.am’s music.
Arrow (8PM, CW) Oliver meets a mysterious woman with dangerous secrets.
Christmas in Rockefeller Center (8PM, NBC) The 80th-annual tree-lighting ceremony in New York
Just like television to spread out a 30 second tree-lighting over an hour long show.
Survivor (8PM, CBS) Another castaway is voted out of the game.
I have a feeling it will be a lot of filler followed by Abi being voted out.
A Charlie Brown Christmas (8PM, ABC) Charlie Brown and Linus search for the meaning of Christmas
They need to find a new way to present the meaning of Christmas because despite the fact they show this every year it never seems to stick.
Modern Family (9PM, ABC) Jay takes Manny to a kid’s Olympics-themed birthday party
Is the punch bowl “doped”?
Saturday Night Live (9PM, NBC) A compilation of popular holiday sketches.
I’m still trying to find that Schweddy Balls Ice Cream.
The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons (10PM, MTV) The entire house is involved in a brawl.
I see the show is getting back to its roots.
Top Chef: Seattle (10PM, Bravo) The chefs recreate a 1950′s menu for the Elimination Challenge.
So will only the women compete?
American Horror Story: Asylum (10PM, FX) Sister Mary Eunice is terrified to discover a dark angel at Briarcliff
What black people can’t be angels?…I’m sorry, what’s that?…Oh…That’s not what they mean…I’ll see myself out.
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