Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wednesday October 17

Wednesday October 17

“I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.”  -Norm Macdonald (October 17, 1963; age 49)

Survivor (8PM, CBS)  As conditions at camp get worse, a castaway faces a significant decision.

Do I eat rice today or wait for the reward challenge where we will be fed like kings?

The Middle (8PM, ABC)  Brick learns about the birds and the bees.

“Behind me, is the miracle of birth.  Soon a stork will fly overhead delivering a baby panda.  Let me see if I can get a look at what’s going on….Oh God…No, I don’t understand.”

Modern Family (9PM, ABC)  Phil can’t accept that Luke wants to quit magic.

How else is Luke supposed to pick up girls at bars when he grows up.

My Giant Face Tumor (9PM, TLC)  Ed and Aum both suffer from a disorder that causes tumors to grow uncontrollably along nerve shafts.

You’re The Learning Channel and the best you could come up with was…My Giant Face Tumor.

Nashville (10PM, ABC)  Scarlett is torn between her dream and her commitment to Avery.

I want to make my own binders.

Couples Therapy (10PM, VH1)  Nik apologizes to Doug for the child molester remark.

OK fine you’re not a child molester.  You just like to paint the word “Candy” on the side of vans and drive through residential neighborhoods.

The Challenge (10PM, MTV)  Two relationships are left in shambles after a trip into the Arena

Performance Enhancing Drugs won’t get you out of this mess…Well, maybe.

American Horror Story: Asylum (10PM, FX)  Terrifying evils blur the boundaries between reality and insanity at the Briarcliff Manor.

Surely, this cannot be real.

Paranormal Witness (10PM, Syfy)  Four friends encounter a woman in a long white dress with her face covered by a veil.

False alarm guys.  The groom’s mother had an objection and called you.

South Park (10PM, Comedy Central)  Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.

Yay, Butters will finally get leid.

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