Wednesday, October 3
“I’m a lot older than I was when I was 30, which is kind of hard to believe.” -Fred Couples (October 3, 1959; age 53)
The X Factor (8PM, FOX) Vocalists who made it through auditions head to Miami for boot camp.
The eliminated must disinfect the Jersey Shore house from Season 2.
You have something a little thicker?
Survivor (8PM, CBS) A tribe member considers an unlikely alliance.
What do you mean I can’t vote anymore?
The Middle (8PM, ABC) Axl begins his senior year of high school.
Just take your GED instead.
2012 Presidential Debate (9PM ET, ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, PBS) President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney discuss domestic policy at the first presidential debate.
Let’s put the over/under at 3.5 for questions answered with a direct answer. Two of the questions are “What is your name?”, right?
The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons (10PM, MTV) New pairings begin, threatening alliances; one season continues to break down.
I’m rooting for summer and hoping winter is eliminated. Team Global Warming.
Life After Top Chef (10PM, Bravo) Richard Blais is constructing a new restaurant; Jen Carroll finds herself cooking for someone else again; Fabio Viviani wants to be a male Martha Stewart.
Wait a second. They’re working as chefs. Poor writing Bravo. You need at least one meth addict.
Addicted (10PM, TLC) A knee injury leaves Lindsay addicted to pain killers.
The Lohans will do anything to get on TV.
South Park (10PM, Comedy Central) Cartman finally admits he’s fat and immediately gets a mobility scooter.
Those are for fat people. I thought they were ATV’s for shopping malls.
Sir, you’re going to have to pay for that waterbed.
How Booze Built America (10PM, Travel) How alcohol fueled the space race.
Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, Jimmaaaayyy. We could totally send Neil to the moon. Yeah just like build, wait where’s the bottle opener. Okay. Yeah we could do it, man. Fuck the Russians.
Couples Therapy (10PM, VH1) Celebrity couples endure an intense program to fix their relationships.
The same way they negotiated their contracts.
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