Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

“That’s why I don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that.  Because they’re alive when you kill it.”  -Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (November 23, 1987; age 25)

Friday November 23

Happiness is a Warm Blanket Charlie Brown (8PM, FOX)  Charlie and the other “Peanuts” try to help Linus part with his security blanket.

By informing him that it’s been infected with smallpox.

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (8PM, CW)  A youth embarks on a journey to find his missing grandmother and prove that Santa Claus is real.

I just remember this show being an absolute train wreck of a watch, which should fit in perfectly with regular viewers of any reality show.

Frosty the Snowman/Frosty Returns (8PM, CBS)  A snow-removal spray threatens magic Frosty

I love that in the sequel, it basically boils down to warning against the use of aerosols which will cause global warming.

Saturday November 24

 College Football (8PM ET, ABC)  Notre Dame vs. USC

If I’ve learned anything in my life, it’s that when Notre Dame is a favorite and in control of it’s own destiny to play for a championship, they will find a way to blow it at the worst possible time.  Then again, the world is ending in a month.

Sunday November 25

Sunday Night Football (8:20 ET, NBC)  New York Giants vs. Green Bay Packers

I do a lot of shit talking on here, so to be fair, I will make fun of my team.  Now that Peyton appears to be back to form, Eli can go back to being the younger brother who watches his brother’s games in the outfit his mother picked out for him.  That was an awkward Super Bowl to watch a couple years back.

Real Housewives of Atlanta (9PM, Bravo)  Porsha is still upset over a fight with Kenya.

Her parents couldn’t even spell her stripper name right.  What a shame.

The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC)  A new guest at the prison forces Rick’s hand.

They can’t let anyone bunk up or else they may end up with another mouth to feed in nine months.

Boardwalk Empire (9PM, HBO)  Nucky and Eddie must seek refuge with Chalky

 
Day at a time, I s’pose.

 Dexter (9PM, Showtime)  Miami Dade tries to smoke out the Phantom Arsonist.

I think that’s what the arsonist is trying to do to Miami Dade.

Homeland (10PM, Showtime)  Two Hats

There’s no episode description I could find.  Maybe Paula Broadwell will show up.  Then again, if she was going to show up we’d probably know.

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