Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

“It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.”  -Mark Twain (November 30, 1835 – April 21, 1910), likely quoted on many Twitter accounts.

Friday November 30

Pac 10 Championship (8PM ET, FOX)  UCLA Bruins vs. Stanford Cardinals

My prediction: Asian girls everywhere…

Sunday December 2nd

The Amazing Race (8PM, CBS)  The final four teams travel to Spain and a team has a bloody encounter with a detour.

Calm down, you traveled to Spain not London.

Once Upon a Time (8PM, ABC)  Mr. Gold and Regina plan to kill anyone who enters the portal.

That’s a little Grimm.  I know the bad puns are starting early.

Revenge (9PM, ABC)  Nolan deals with a skeleton from his past

He never called the next day.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (9PM, Bravo)  Tensions rise as the ladies plan a trip to Anguilla.

I wish all I had to do to get a free trip to a Caribbean island was get in fights with women on camera.

The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC)  A new threat arises at the prison

I have a feeling dropping the soap isn’t their biggest problem there.

Boardwalk Empire (9PM, HBO)  Nucky makes a deal with Rothstein

Let’s hope it’s not a three door scenario.  The Monty Hall problem doesn’t get addressed until 1975.

Dexter (9PM, Showtime)  Dexter is unnerved when Hannah’s father pays him a surprise visit.

You would think meeting your girlfriend’s parents wouldn’t be as much as an issue as a serial killer.

Homeland (10PM, Showtime)  Carrie discovers she’s not as looped in as she thought.

You would think that would be pretty important for your job in the CIA…. Nah.

Shahs of Sunset (10PM, Bravo)  Reza becomes friends with a Persian Princess.

I’m lucky if I find a friend with a job.

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