“Hamilton, he ain’t no President.” ”N word is you crazy. Ain’t no ugly ass white man get his face on no legal motherfucking tender ‘cept he President.” - Alexander Hamilton (January 11, 1755 or 1757 (who’s counting) – July 12, 1804)
Friday January 11th
Fringe (9PM, FOX) Walter enters the deprivation tank in hope of uncovering information about Donald.
With all the drugs Walter takes, we cannot be certain that Donald is not a duck.
Saturday January 12th
NFL Divisional Playoffs (8PM, ET, FOX) Green Bay Packers vs. San Francisco 49ers
Fortunately for the Packers, they face another quarterback making their playoff debut. Fortunately for the 49ers, that quarterback is not Joe Webb.
The 2013 Miss America Competition (9PM, ABC) Women from across the country vie for the crown.
Is Brent Musburger commentating?
Sunday January 13th
The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards (8PM, NBC) Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host
I’m gonna admit, I will miss not having Ricky Gervais as host. Judging by the amount of new episodes on tonight, the other networks won’t.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo) NeNe struggles to keep herself focused on her acting.
If she can’t act, how will she stay on this show?
Shahs of Sunset (9PM, Bravo) The group gathers on a yacht
Quick, it’s our shot to improve humanity.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (9PM , TLC) Mama June is determine to keep Thanksgiving cheap and easy but that can be difficult with the whole family involved.
When your kid appears on Toddlers and Tiaras, you’d expect everything about them to be cheap and easy.
Girls (9PM, HBO; Season Premiere) Marnie gets some bad news at work and a visit from her mother.
Personally, I’d rather see her father Brian Williams.
Shameless (9PM, Showtime; Season Premiere) Frank awakens in a strange place.
“This isn’t where I parked my car.”
Californication (10:30PM, Showtime; Season Premiere) Hank accompanies Charlie to a meeting with a rock star who wants to mount a Broadway musical based on Hank’s book.
So it’s going to be one of those seasons.
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Banshee (Friday, 10PM, Cinemax)
Out There (Friday, 10:30PM, IFC)
Cyndi Lauper: Still So Unusual (Saturday, 9PM, WE)
Enlightened (Sunday, 9:30PM, HBO)
Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs. (Sunday, 10PM, TLC)
House of Lies (Sunday, 10PM, Showtime)
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Ok, so I saw a commercial for Malibu Country, or whatever that new Reba show is…and Heather from RHOC was in the commercial…hmm guess she really is an “actress”!
As for football, I really don’t know who to root for the 49ers or the Packers…We are 1-1 with the 49ers, kicked their asses a few weeks ago….as for the Packers, well all their fans are still but hurt for their Loss to Seattle….
Looking forward to Sunday at 10am on Fox. Atlanta is going down!!
**running to hide under the kitchen table** This Seahawk fan is ready for football to be over so she can get back to watching NASCAR!! on the plus side, House is not on anymore, so if someone else hits a Jet Dryer they won’t be pissed that House was not on
I will proudly and loudly be rooting for my beloved Packers. Let’s see another Super Bowl win.
Hey Catty, Who are WE rooting for next week?
So excited Shameless starts tonight!!!!
I don’t know. It will take me a day or two to get over my grief.
Maybe Baltimore because it was fun to see them take Denver down a peg…
I know how you feel!! There were some shitty calls made by Pete Carrol today…threw when he should have kicked a field goal…Hate to say this, but I’d like to see Atlanta take down the Niners! Yeah I watched the end of the Denver game..it was good..but the second half of the Seahawks game was exciting!!
I hate all the teams in the NFL playoffs right now so I’m stuck rooting against every one which doesn’t seem to work out well for me.
Brent Musburger wouldn’t make it through the first portion of the pageant. he would run out of words to describe the models and just start breathing heavy into the microphone.
Classy my two teams won last night, Falcons & Pats…root for them for me please???
Oh, Gypsy, Hmmm Well you aren’t a Steelers fan are you?
HEHHE.. I will say, I was on the edge of my seat the last 4 minutes of the Seahawks game yesterday…Thought we had it!! Russel Wilson is freaking Awesome!! But I hate the 49ers so I really hope that the Falcons win next week!
I posted this in the RHA recap, but I will say this again…. Is it bad that when they panned on the Falcons Defense that I recognized Kroy with his Helmet on? I did not know he was a Defensive player..Just that he played for the Falcons…Wonder if he will mention the Playoffs during their new season…
Fucking kill me if another cheating team from SF wins anything.