“Hamilton, he ain’t no President.” ”N word is you crazy. Ain’t no ugly ass white man get his face on no legal motherfucking tender ‘cept he President.” - Alexander Hamilton (January 11, 1755 or 1757 (who’s counting) – July 12, 1804)
Friday January 11th
Fringe (9PM, FOX) Walter enters the deprivation tank in hope of uncovering information about Donald.
With all the drugs Walter takes, we cannot be certain that Donald is not a duck.
Saturday January 12th
NFL Divisional Playoffs (8PM, ET, FOX) Green Bay Packers vs. San Francisco 49ers
Fortunately for the Packers, they face another quarterback making their playoff debut. Fortunately for the 49ers, that quarterback is not Joe Webb.
The 2013 Miss America Competition (9PM, ABC) Women from across the country vie for the crown.
Is Brent Musburger commentating?
Sunday January 13th
The 70th Annual Golden Globe Awards (8PM, NBC) Tina Fey and Amy Poehler host
I’m gonna admit, I will miss not having Ricky Gervais as host. Judging by the amount of new episodes on tonight, the other networks won’t.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo) NeNe struggles to keep herself focused on her acting.
If she can’t act, how will she stay on this show?
Shahs of Sunset (9PM, Bravo) The group gathers on a yacht
Quick, it’s our shot to improve humanity.
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (9PM , TLC) Mama June is determine to keep Thanksgiving cheap and easy but that can be difficult with the whole family involved.
When your kid appears on Toddlers and Tiaras, you’d expect everything about them to be cheap and easy.
Girls (9PM, HBO; Season Premiere) Marnie gets some bad news at work and a visit from her mother.
Personally, I’d rather see her father Brian Williams.
Shameless (9PM, Showtime; Season Premiere) Frank awakens in a strange place.
“This isn’t where I parked my car.”
Californication (10:30PM, Showtime; Season Premiere) Hank accompanies Charlie to a meeting with a rock star who wants to mount a Broadway musical based on Hank’s book.
So it’s going to be one of those seasons.
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Banshee (Friday, 10PM, Cinemax)
Out There (Friday, 10:30PM, IFC)
Cyndi Lauper: Still So Unusual (Saturday, 9PM, WE)
Enlightened (Sunday, 9:30PM, HBO)
Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs. (Sunday, 10PM, TLC)
House of Lies (Sunday, 10PM, Showtime)
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