“I wish I wasn’t wearing this fucking shirt.” – Jason Segel (January 18, 1980; age 33)
Friday January 18
Fringe (8PM, FOX; Series Finale) The team implements a plan as Olivia begins a dangerous journey into the unknown.
She’s got her bed and bath. Now she’s going to the beyond.
Saturday January 19
Ripper Street (9PM, BBC America; Series Premiere) When a woman is found murdered, Chief Inspector Abberline believes Jack the Ripper has returned.
Is this a period piece or are zombies/vampires/werewolves/Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters involved?
Sunday January 20
Once Upon a Time (8PM, ABC) A stranger may be a threat to the true identity of the townspeople
Those damn census workers.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo) Phaedra and Kenya’s feud takes the stage at Cynthia’s charity event.
I hope she didn’t spring for the entertainment.
Shahs of Sunset (9PM, Bravo) Asa is finally able to produce her first tank of “Diamond Water”.
Whether that’s supposed to go in a bottle or a bathtub, it’s going to leave a few scratches.
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (9PM, E!; Series Premiere) Kim is focused on being a good mom to her new kitten.
Good thing it’s not Khloe
“I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him and hold him and call him Lamar.”
Girls (9PM, HBO) Jessa revels in married life.
That won’t last.
Shameless (9PM, Showtime) Fiona has second thoughts about loaning money to Meg.
She believes that her lemonade stand won’t see any profits until year 3.
House of Lies (10PM, Showtime) Clyde is seduced by the Vegas nightlife.
And later learns that it is not a banana in her pocket.
Californication (10:30PM, Showtime) Faith may be Hank’s light at the end of the tunnel
I guess the nun who gives blow jobs is back.
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