“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can’t accept not trying.” - Michael Jordan (February 17, 1963; age 50)
As a bonus I’m including All Star Weekend separately. I’ll put the same amount of effort in the All Star Game and the same amount of talent in the Dunk Contest into this joke…
Celebrity Game (7PM ET, ESPN, Friday)
Rising Stars Challenge (9PM ET, TNT, Friday)
All Star Saturday Night (8:30PM ET, TNT, Saturday)
All Star Game (8PM ET, TNT, Sunday)
Saturday February 16th
Beyonce: Life is But a Dream (9PM, HBO) Profile of the life and career of the singer, entrepreneur and actress.
The very idea that auto-biographies (or auto-documentaries) are considered to be factual documents is a little silly. Who would be more biased about you than yourself?
Sunday February 17th
Amazing Race (8PM, CBS; Season Premiere) Three teams quit during the first sweltering roadblock.
Looks like the season is taking the Fast Forward.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo) Phaedra, Apollo, Kandi and Todd have dinner together.
As the waiters Roshambo to decide who has to take the table.
Shahs of Sunset (9PM, Bravo) Details of MJ’s criminal past are uncovered.
They are finally arresting Ocean’s Eleven.
The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC) Rick searches for a lost friend
I did that some years ago, except it was a ‘Lost’ friend. A zombie apocalypse is a good a time as any to catch up on old shows.
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami (9PM, E!) Episode Title: 2 Klose 4 Komfort
Trapped in the Closet (9PM, IFC) R. Kelly’s bold hip hopera is a bold, humorous and dramatic journey through Chicago with an interesting cast of characters who are connected by a mysterious package.
If you have 3 hours to watch 33 music videos…we would probably be best friends.
Girls (9PM, HBO) Hannah signs an e-book deal.
She’ll love it when she receives that first check for $5.02.
Shameless (9PM, Showtime) Frank has a major problem when the city announces it will be doing work on the main sewer and they’ll be digging up his yard, where Aunt Ginger’s remains are located.
Just say it’s Jimmy Hoffa. That’ll work, right?
Californication (10PM, Showtime) Marcy’s man-hating spiritual guide influences an important decision about Stu.
This is not going to be a good day for Ned Ryerson.
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