Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

The Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night. Chuck Norris checks his closet for homosexuals.  - Chuck Norris (March 10, 1940; age 73)

Friday March 8th

College Hockey (7:30PM ET, CBS Sports)  Boston University at Northeastern

I miss the chants of “Safety School”.

Degrassi (9PM, TeenNick)  Clare becomes overprotective while worrying about Eli’s mental state.

It’s nice to see a show always come up with new and fresh plotlines…

NHL Hockey (9PM ET, NHL Network)  Chicago Blackhawks at Colorado Avalanche

I would be more impressed by this streak if they didn’t only have to play games in their conference, one that only has 3 teams above .500 including the Blackhawks. Also, I’m tired of hearing Barry Melrose say that Chicago hasn’t lost a game.  Having said that, it’s a nice streak.

Sunday March 10th

The Amazing Race (8PM, CBS)  Episode Title: I Love Monkeys!

Keep the contestants away from Aperaham Lincoln.  (Side Note: In Tim Burton’s Planet of the Apes, when Marky Mark comes home to Earth and sees the statue of Aperaham Lincoln, do you think when Aperaham Lincoln was President, humans were slaves and he fought a Civil War to try and free them? Does Aperaham Lincoln have the same story as Abraham Lincoln? Why does Marky Mark get arrested if Aperaham Lincoln freed the slaves? Or were the slaves like chimpanzees or orangutans or whatever the minority version of apes are? Yes, I have too much time on my hands, but these are semi-serious questions)

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo)  No Episode Description

The people at TVGuide are speechless.

Mindy McCready: Fallen Angel (8PM, CMT)  Documenting the singer’s life and career with interviews and never before seen footage.

She kills her dog and she’s a fallen angel. Mike Vick employs dogs and is arrested. What a crazy world.

 All Star Celebrity Apprentice (9PM, NBC)  While a project manager’s indecision leads to trouble for one team, another team cowers under a tyrannical leader.

Dennis Rodman must of picked up a few things on his trip.

The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC)  Rick and the Governor convene to create a peace treaty in hopes of preventing further deaths.

Now if only they can bring the zombies to the table.

Girls (9PM, HBO)  Episode Title: On All Fours

Note to self: Do not eat during this episode.

Welcome to Myrtle Manor (10PM, TLC)  Episode Title: All Tangulled Up

Is it just a giant bathroom?

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