Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

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FLAVOR FLAAAAV! – (March 16, 1959; age 54)

Friday March 15th

The World According to Dick Cheney (9PM, Showtime)  The life of the former vice president.

Showtime needed a new series as disturbing as Game of Thrones.

 

Saturday March 16th

Big East Basketball Tournament (8:30PM ET, ESPN)  Teams TBA

Soon to become The Conference Formerly Known As The Big East Basketball Tournament.

 

Sunday March 17th

Selection Sunday (6PM ET, CBS)  The NCAA Tournament Bracket is revealed.

Everyone get your brackets in for the office pool so you can lose to the girl in human resources who picks based on cute animal mascots.

The Amazing Race (8PM, CBS)  As the contestants face a double U-turn in Hanoi, Vietnam, one team receives crushing news.

Americans have a tendency of staying longer than usual in Vietnam.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo)  Porsha waits until she’s with Kordell to take a pregnancy test.

“What do you want me to piss on it?”

30 for 30 (9PM, ESPN)  In 1983 NC State, coached by Jim Valvano, was a huge underdog in the NCAA Final vs 1 Houston – resulting in one of the greatest college basketball games ever.

Now, Jimmy V, Imma let you finish but Randy Pausch had one of the greatest cancer speeches of all time.

The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC)  The Governor chases a fleeing dissenter.

I hear something might happen this episode.

Girls (9PM, HBO; Season Finale)  Hannah must write her book in a single day.

That sounds like every college project I ever worked on.

 The Client List (10PM, Lifetime)  Detectives assume that Riley has information that would help in their investigation against Kyle.

Kind of like Raymond Felton or Baron Davis, did skinny or fat Jennifer Love Hewitt show up this season?

Finding Bigfoot (10PM, Animal Planet)  Episode Title: Virgin Sasquatch

You kind of have to catch him first in order to fuck him.

 

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9 Comments

  1. 1
    lindaw205
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 2:27 am

    Why does Flavor Flav wear that big clock around his neck? And don’t you know he’s glad he dodged that bullet named Bridget?

  2. 2
    crazy rooster
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 4:19 am

    @lindaw205
    So you know what time it is

  3. 3
    lindaw205
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 5:45 am

    LOL! For real. I deserved that.

  4. 4
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 5:57 am

    Boooyyyeeeeee!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 6:51 am

    umm it’s Flava Flav…. :)

    And dangit Sheesh you beat me to it…

  6. 6
    JalleyToCali
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 9:13 am

    Idk, Wikipedia tells me its Flavor Flav and Wikipedia never lies. It’s not like anybody can edit Wikipedia.

    Plus me and Mr. Flav keep it formal.

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 11:03 am

    No Gypsy Sisters, Myrtle Manor, Big Rich Atlanta?

  8. 8
    kels
    Posted March 15, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    “You kind of have to catch him first in order to fuck him.”- Nothing worse than a prudish sasquatch playing hard to get. Thanksf for the laug, Jalley!

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 18, 2013 at 6:16 am

    Baron Davis never was and never will be the answer for anything…

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