Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

The way Jason Kidd moves up and down the court for the Knicks I just assumed he was dead. – Jason Kidd (March 23, 1973; age 40)

 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament (FRI-SUN, CBS, TNT, TBS, TruTV)   Teams compete for a National Championship

Teams are fighting for a chance to go to the Sweet Sixteen. Good thing this doesn’t air on MTV because the players would be forced to give those nice cars back. They can still complain that it wasn’t nice enough though.

Friday March 22nd

Hockey East Tournament Semifinals (8PM ET, NBC Sports)  Boston College vs. Boston University

Here’s to Jack Parker beating Boston College one more time.

Sunday March 24th

The Amazing Race (8PM, CBS)  No Episode Description

Somebody forgot to update their GPS.

Once Upon a Time (8PM, ABC)   Episode Title: Selfless, Brave, and True

What are the three top themed lies on a resume/dating site profile?

The Real Housewives of Atlanta (8PM, Bravo)  No Episode Description

I’m doing these in advance because I’m going on vacation, so some of the descriptions are missing. But I’ll give this one a shot. Lady 1 throws a party and doesn’t invite Lady 2. Lady 3 wants to stir up shit so she tells Lady 2. Oh, and that girl who stars on the New Normal films her episodes. Sorry, I’m just not the demographic for trifling hoes.

Bob’s Burgers (8:30PM, FOX)  When the Belchers visit Linda’s parents in Florida, they find that the senior home where they live is full of swingers.

Could we get Archer to guest appear on this episode?

The Walking Dead (9PM, AMC)  Rick and the others learn that if they want a truce with the Governor, they must make a sacrifice.

These people meet as often as the Senate and get about the same amount of work done.

Big Rich Atlanta (9PM, Style)  Kahdijiha uses her father’s funds to pamper her mother.

I don’t no whether to buy a vowel or spin the wheel…

Welcome to Myrtle Manor (10PM, TLC)  The community supports Anne when her cat falls ill.

Poor White People Problems.

Mob Wives (10PM, VH1)  Love reveals her issues with Carla to Drita.

Anyone else bothered by the irony of her name.

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