Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Weekend Edition

05/26/2012

Bram Stoker’s Dracula was published on this date in 1897.

NBA Basketball (ABC 8pm) Conference Semifinal: Teams TBA

How long before the game do they know who’s playing? That seems like important information.

How To Be a Gentleman (CBS 8pm, 8:30pm) Bert and Andrew each form a relationship with a woman, but Andrew gets upset when she spends every night with Bert./When Bert sends angry e-mails that Andrew drafted, Andrew is forced to face the recipients and try to make things right; Bert’s judgmental father visits.

I was happier when I didn’t know this show existed.

MLB Baseball (Fox 8pm) Colorado Rockies at Cincinnati Reds or Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh Pirates or Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox or Philadelphia Phillies at St. Louis Cardinals or Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim at Seattle Mariners.

That’s not confusing at all.

The Firm (NBC 9pm, 10pm) When Mitch defends a woman charged with solicitation, he discovers she has a dangerous secret; Claire and Abby go to Kentucky to visit Abby’s parents./Mitch defends an unstable novelist accused of murder; Molly becomes close with Dr. Wilson.

Looks like NBC is trying to burn through the remaining episodes as quickly as possible so they can move on to more lucrative programming.

Bizarre ER (Discovery Family Health 10pm) Cases include the youngster who eats a sparkler, and a granny electrocuted by her toaster.

So this is a comedy?

May 27, 2012

Christopher Reeve became paralyzed when thrown from a horse on this date in 1995. That sucked.

Harry’s Law (NBC 8pm) Finale: When Harry’s ex-husband is found dead and no one claims the body, Harry is forced to plan his funeral; Oliver wants Cassie to help represent a law student suing a school that denied her admission; Adam and Phoebe battle in court.

Renewal status: Cancelled. The real tragedy is that it lasted a full two seasons, keeping Kathy Bates from other and better things.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians (E! 9pm) Momager Dearest: Kourt’s grudge against Kris; Kim wants payback; Kendall and Kylie work for Seventeen Magazine.

Food Network Star (The Food Network 9pm) A dessert challenge with a basket of ingredients.

I bet somebody makes chocolate chip cookies.

Game of Thrones (HBO 9pm) Tyrion and the Lannisters fight for their lives as Stannis’ fleet attacks King’s Landing.

If this plays out the way it did in the books, the special effects guys totally earned their paychecks for this episode.

Mad Men (AMC 10pm) Don’s challenged by a pitch; Peggy considers a trip.

Roger took a trip once. (Thank you, I’ll be here all week.)

What will you be watching this weekend?

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