“As you wish.” - Cary Elwes (October 26, 1962; age 50)
Friday October 26
Kitchen Nightmares (8PM, FOX) Ramsay goes to Boston’s La Galleria 33 and tries to help the owners turn their failing business around.
“Boston cream pie, real fucking original.”
America’s Next Top Model (8PM, CW) The models travel to Jamaica, where they are greeted by Tyra and an ensemble of performers
Tyra flew ahead on the private jet. She’s not mixing with the general public unless they’re there to see her.
Fringe (9PM, FOX) While tracking a lead into hostile location, the team encounters Phillip Broyles
Why’d you stop? Never seen a black man before.
Saturday October 27
World Series Baseball (8PM ET, FOX / Saturday Game 3, Sunday Game 4) San Francisco Giants vs. Detroit Tigers
I’m disappointed there’s not a sexually related urban dictionary definition for Lincecum. Something like having a powerful, jerky motion during sex. Get on it, people.
Sunday October 28
Once Upon a Time (8PM, ABC) Regina struggles to learn the dark arts
You need to mean them Regina.
Sunday Night Football (8:30PM ET, NBC) New Orleans Saints vs. Denver Broncos
Joe Vitt is back as the interim coach. Anyone want to take the Saints to win the South?…Bueller?…Bueller?
Boardwalk Empire (9PM, HBO) Eli hopes to get back in Nucky’s good graces
He’s already ignored by his brothers.
Dexter (9PM, Showtime) Dexter seeks to learn why someone was killed on his boat.
The blood spatter tells me that he was likely quivering and pissing his pants, maybe even really obsessed with a video game.
Walking Dead (9PM, AMC) Andrea and Michonne find a new community of survivors
However, they still celebrate Halloween and are going this year as zombies.
Homeland (10PM, Showtime) Brody finds himself imprisoned again, only this time it’s in the United States.
Just remember two things: No touching and they don’t allow you to have bees in here.
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