Time is up, and Dita is ready to rock and roll. She is really quite beautiful. I was a little dubious after Holly’s display of culinary genius, but Dita knows her food. When Hot Stuff started with Art’s dish, she said “Oh, île flottante.”
Curtis asks Dita “What is better? To hold back a little or to put it all out there?”
Dita explains “The tease is important, but there better be a pay-off.” Amen sister. She is making Hot Stuff blush.
Art’s île flottante- Dita loves the texture, Curtis notes that the sauce is very rich. Dita could dive into a vat of this naked. Curtis likes the visual (I like the visual of île Stonetante), and then gets embarrassed.
That is quite a visual
Lorena’s Tuna Telitas with Avocado and Arugula.
Nothing says sexy like a little cilantro in between your teeth
Dita loves cilantro, but this is NOT sexy. It’s delicious, but she is now wondering if she has food in her teeth.
Dita hates my tuna
(Lorena acts like that’s ridiculous. Considering all the sexy people at Taco Bell, I understand her confusion)
Takashi has made a chilled oyster and sea urchin with yuzu and truffle vinaigrette. Dita indicates that these are 3 of her favorite things and Takashi’s dish is very adventurous.
Patricia has made a Chawanmushi, caviar, tempura asparagus and love apple salad.
Dita is excited by all 3 things on the plate. She loves it because the apple salad is spicy. “It’s a soft caress followed by a quick smack!”
A soft caress followed by a quick slap
Back off honey, I’m MisRed’s Man Candy!
Chris’s seared foie gras and figs in a rose, fig and champagne sauce.
“Dishes like this are thrilling.” She wants to lie around nude in a garden feeding each other figs. Uh, yeah, but not with my Curtis Stone you aren’t. Back off harlot!
Kerry’s dish is last- Seared tuna with uni, soy and aromatics. Dita is “borderline sexually excited about the uni.” It is light and sexy.
Curtis brings Dita out to meet the chefs. And all the men, even ART, are going ga-ga over her.
Let’s start with Dita’s least favorites.
Art’s île flottante. She just isn’t a chocoholic. Art’s like “Ok. F@%$ing breeder.”
Lorena. Dita was confused on how to eat it in a sexy way.