But wait! He still has a chance, because right now is the Finale of…
Yes, this is the very last episode of Last Chance Kitchen that we must endure, and it is actually the best one of all, there’s so much great shit about to go down, you aren’t going to believe it…
no more shitty Cloyota commercials
This episode begins at Daddy Tom’s Craft restaurant in Los Angeles. He and Top Model Kristen are standing together as StacheBear makes his way into the kitchen, and Top Model immediately comments on how much weight Stachey has lost…
something I didn’t notice because of the new Bin Laden he’s sporting
Looks like someone is attempting to evoke the spirit of the much more lovable Kevin “DirtyBear” Gillespie. And failing. And bitter? StacheBear says that being sent home after having sacrificed so much just makes him more determined to get back on the show and compete in the finale, he deserves to be there, dammit! In any case, Stachey’s reply to Top Model’s comment about his losing 35 pounds is that he finally saw himself on television…
and his weight is the only thing he thought needed fixing?
Oh, he’s a BitterBear all right, but we’ll get back to that in a few. Before we go any further we have to find out what the hell this whole Save-A-Chef bullshit has been about. Daddy Tom informs Top Model and StacheBear that they will not only be competing against one another today, but also against the chef who has been selected by viewers to be saved. I didn’t see any update on who was ahead in the race last week, so out come UniBall and Lizzie Borden…
now it’s Big Ceej (barf) vs. Li’l Lizzie
Lizzie tells us that the poblic has biin voting via Twittah oar tixt missage and whoiver gits the most votes gits saived. And with 61% of the votes, that chef just happens to be…
YES! FINALLY! THE LAST OF THE THREE SHITTY RETURNING CHEFS IS GONE! FOR GOOD! NEVER TO RETURN! UNTIL NEXT SEASON!…
we’ve been waiting for this sight since Episode Five
Lizzie is ecstatic, and yet very kind, apologizing to UniBall for being more popular than he is. StacheBear looks like he could puke, since his chances of winning LCK just decreased some more. At least today’s challenge is very straightforward: Daddy Tom wants them to make him a great plate of food in 30 minutes. The winner will walk out of the kitchen and right into the Finale against Stoner Sheldon and McBitchyson. They can use anything they find in the kitchen, so get going.
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