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Speaking of Stefan, when Scar and Co come to see Team ThumbyModel we see more evidence of his “innovative” plating ideas…
innovative for the 80′s
Scar immediately calls out “Nice drippy scene we have here!”, which gives Stefan the chance to once again try to shoehorn the dish into being “inspired” by Eddie Sphincter Shredder…
that brown shit’s supposed to be blood? way to copy Blowsie’s idea
Back at the table with Ms. Eddie Splatter, La Gassy says their corn pudding is delicious and the liver is cooked perfectly, but his egg is overdone. Daddy Tom thinks they missed an opportunity by not paying attention to the challenge and roasting some real chicken, actually shredding it and adding it to the dish. is anyone else getting the feeling that Top Model just phoned it in here and this entire concept was ThumbyHead’s idea? Me too.
Finally it’s time for StonerStache’s dessert…
a.k.a. beige turd on a stick
Apparently they’re supposed to take the turd and drag it through all the sauces, which StacheBear claims will create “tantrums” in their mouth. Hugh looks dubious, as if he’s wondering something…
is barfing considered a “tantrum” too?
Back at the table, La Gassy says they had a great idea, but the beige tempura-turd wasn’t fried enough, and Hughnibrow agrees, everything else is fun, but soggy tempura is a FAIL. La Gassy wonders if the small-sized fryer was part of the problem, the oil would keep dropping in temperature every time they did a batch. Ms. Tempura for her part, claims it is delicious and that StonerStache “pulled it off really well”, but she’s still wearing a fauxhawk, so I cannot take her opinion seriously.
Tonight’s vignette is made up of Scar skating and all about how ThumbyHead made himself a whack-off compilation of nothing but Scar-segments from Top Chef Texas…
ThumbyHead Spanks It
Scar materializes in the Stew Room and asks to see Team McBitchyHater and Team MoleyBorden, and it turns out theirs are the favorite dishes, and tonight the win goes to…
Damn, I guess he broke the double-decker win streak they were on, cuz Team McBitchyHater is taking the top spot. Cheer up, Moley, besides taking the title of winners for this challenge, they also got a big fat box of nothing as a prize. Naturally, McBitchyson is thrilled they won, as is Hater-Tots. Well, he’s almost thrilled, “It would have been sweeter if I had won it alone.”…
ok, now you’re making an effort