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Back in the Stew Room, ThumbyHead is muttering to the others that he tried Moley’s dish and it was super-spicy. StacheBear agrees, it was tasty enough, but in his eyes it was nothing more than a jalapeño popper, only stuffed with crab instead of cheese. Then Hater-Tots appears to announce his and McBitchyson’s victory so he can wade through some very tepid applause, after which he sends Team StonerStache and Team Blows-A-Lot back to see the judges…
looks like Team ThumbyModel took the other available title
Daddy Tom starts out by asking Blowsie and Sir Barts-a-lot if they tasted all parts of their dish. Blowsie claims they made a test plate before they served and…
then she gets distracted by some individual air molecules floating by
Daddy Tom tries to bring her back into focus by asking if she thought the beets and rice that Bart made weren’t lacking in seasoning? Blowsie sidesteps the question, saying that the texture of the rice was more like risotto, but she thought the beet on top was spiced up enough to seep into the bland rice and magically flavor it. Daddy Tom goes off: “How many times do you guys have to hear this? If something is properly seasoned, and something is bland, and you put it together, you end up with bland, you don’t end up with seasoned! I don’t understand this thought process at all, it makes me nuts!”…
much like Blowsie’s refusal to take critiques seriously makes me nuts
Gee, are you glad you “took one for the team” now, Barty? Daddy Tom is pointing out the fact that several times he’s been on the bottom for underseasoning his food, and can’t believe Blowsie never tasted it and spoke up that she thought it was bland. Blowsie claims she did, and Sir Barts-a-lot claims he added more spice, but then Blowsie failed to taste it after he did that, so it’s Buttmunch City for the both of them.
As for StonerStache, well, StacheBear is in disbelief, he thinks they did a great job, and Stoner believes they were really taking a risk by making the exact item their girl was named after. The judges all start making Constipation-Face™ when they hear this and finally Daddy Tom demands they guess why they’re on the bottom. StacheBear is more than happy to blame the tempura component…
mahalo, okole puka
Stoner finally admits that he didn’t execute the tempura turds properly, and Hughnibrow wants to know if StacheBear realized this as they were serving them. Stachey starts stuttering, claiming they were under soooo much pressure to get the plates to the judges as quickly as possible, and they weren’t sure if they had enough food left to serve since they were their last customers, and when Daddy Tom wants to know why Stachey didn’t just look at and take a quick count of their remaining components, Stachey gets tongue-tied….
and then barfs on his own shoes