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Hey, remember how Rapunzel was insisting that she and Lizzie Borden make a dessert out of their chocolate? Well, it turns out that was a rather strange choice, because now she’s telling us that neither she nor Lizzie are actually “dessert people”, so making this choco-tart is a big risk for them…
what. the. fuck.
She must be a special kind of stupid to have lobbied so hard to do this when she’s not really experienced at it. Has she never seen this show? Desserts are always the ultimate “black hammer” that get everyone sent home!
Also wallowing in the waves of dumbness is UniBall, who claims that he could have made a million dishes out of pickles… but he can also hear the voice of Daddy Tom telling him that he could have just made “a good burger, executed perfectly” as the accompaniment to the pickle…
hope Daddy Tom drowned out the voices that are telling him to stab people and burn things
This is an interesting line of reasoning on UniBall’s part, but we’ll come back to that later. Right now I just want to ask you guys, have you ever ordered a meal like this?: “I’ll have some pickle chips on a bun, please… and would you add some onions, lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, mustard, cheese and a ground beef patty?” No, because that would be completely ridiculous and terribly idiotic, and the good people at Five Guys would probably send you right back out the door followed by a hail of peanut shells. And you know who is totally aware of that? Tyler Weird. He is worried (and rightfully so) that UniBall has they have “underthought” this dish by far, especially when he reminds us that the winner is supposed to get $10,000.00.
Meanwhile, Eleyeza and Blowsie continue to not enjoy working with each other, and it’s pissing Eleyeza off, but she says she doesn’t have time to argue with those two big buck teefs, so she’s just trying to make the woman happy. Blowsie complains that she’s not happy with the pistou Eleyeza has made, but she won’t say anything because she’s going to take the proactive approach of crossing her fingers and saying a prayer instead…
this always proves effective against vampires, right?
Team Bloweyeza is the first to present their dish to the lunch table…
with a crouton so old it’s begun to mold
This is followed by Team Rapunzzie’s chocolate concoction…