Team HaterStache is planning on serving a pork tenderloin over some white grits flavored with the white truffle popcorn. He’s trying to advance the idea that they should cut their pork down into medallions because it will look neater presentation-wise. Naturally, StacheBear isn’t a fan of this idea (don’t forget, he works at Moar Boar) but he doesn’t want this to be a “huge drama-fest”, which means he does not understand what it means to be on a reality TV show. Also, I know his personality will get the better of him before too long.
Lizzie Borden’s not having a great time of it, either, she initially thought of having some kind of fish with the coconut curry chocolate that she and Rapunzel have been given, but Rapunzel is adamant that if they have chocolate, they need to make a dessert. And add some other kind of chocolate to it. It’s very telling to hear Rapunzel defend her choice, “I don’t feel like this sucks.”…
well, that makes one of you
McBitchyson and Stefan are racking their brains trying to figure out what to do with rose petal jelly, which is sweet and smells like grandma’s house. Top Model gives us a rather brief and confusing definition of cheese curds (I still don’t know how they differ from regular cheese) and we find out from Stoner Sheldon that “salmon candy” is basically “sweet salmon bacon”. Sir Barts-a-lot is trying to counteract the sweetness by adding some rhubarb and cucumber and making a salad out of it.
Meanwhile, the grits that Hater-Tots and StacheBear have made are coming out too thick. Stachey says he wants to thin them out a little, but Hater thinks they’re fine, so he doesn’t say anything because he doesn’t want to be difficult and butt heads with the guy. We turn right around and hear from Hater-Tots that StacheBear isn’t getting a hard enough sear on the pork medallions and they might overcook, but he doesn’t say anything because he knows that Stachey is only tolerating him at best, “If I piss him off, he’s going to explode on me…”
ohhh, some recappers are gay guys, maybe I should word that differently
So he tastes the pork and tells StacheBear it’s “perfect” and Stachey tells him the grits are great as well. They both have to be lying, and we are about to find that out for ourselves, but first let’s meet these “artisans” who are joining Scar, Daddy Tom, Hughnibrow, Gail Simmons and Blazely for lunch…
this is the last time any of them will smile all day
The first dish presented is Team HaterStache’s truffle popcorn…
served on a bed of Elmer’s School Paste™