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Addressing the remaining four, Hughnibrow says to him it’s not enough that they be good enough to appear on the show, they need to be able to win, so based on that, three of them are going to get chef coats. Everybody except Gina the Ferocious Tiger…
who’s ridiculously amateurish now?
In her exit interview, Gina says Top Chef is “missing out” and claims that she’s “not just a nutritionist” but “a movement” as well…
great. now please move off my tv
Let’s get back to L.A. and HandiCraft and see if Daddy Tom has finalized his opinions of Jor-El SillyStache, Lizzie Borden, Micah Fields and Cutiepie Anthony. Poor Anthony seems like he’s a little bit tentative, and that’s not sitting well with Daddy, but eventually he makes his way into the fray and gets stuff done. SillyStache, on the other hand, has no problem jumping in to cook stuff, but when Daddy asks him to make a beurre fondue it comes out “borderline salty”…
well, salt just isn’t as salty where I’m from… in the year 1912
Finally, Daddy Tom calls them all out to the patio to give his final decision. But first, let’s check out this week’s Useless Viewer Poll™…
cuz it’s not like any of us are tired of polls or voting or anything
Once outside, Daddy lets them know that John has already moved on to Seattle, and Lizzie Borden will be joining him after her stellar pasta performances! SillyStache, on the other hand, will not. Please tell me I’m not the only one hearing sad ragtimey horns in my head. This leaves us with Micah and my Cutiepie Anthony… well, it turns out Micah is in, and thanks to one tiny nick on a duck boob, Anthony is out…
Aw dammit, well, cheer up, Anthony! If you’re reading this, you may not be on Top ChefSeason 10, but you now know that a big fat gay guy in Arizona thinks you’re hot…
This season on Top Chef, there will be digging in dirt, rollerskating, judges cooking, bad singing, Michelle Bernstein is forced on us (again!) and John Tesar does his best to become Most Hated Chef In The Universe™. Oh, and there’s a “twist” coming, which I think is the return of three chefs from former seasons, one of whom is Stefan. Normally I hate that shit, but I suspect that guy could put John Tesar in his place pretty quickly, and I want to see it happen.