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In addition to DaveyBee, we find out that Daddy Tom invited other “fried chicken experts” over, including Vinny Dotolo and John Shook from Animal and Son Of A Gun restaurants. You may remember them from last season as…
snotty hipster assholes Hippie Galifianakis and Depressed Jewish Guy
Yes, even though Son Of A Gun is a seafood restaurant, Daddy Tom insists that these two dicks serve a great fried chicken on their menu. I’m betting it smells funny and has a lot of beard-hair in the batter. Also, Wolfgang Puck is going to be there (surprise! your ‘special guests’ are the regular judges you’ve seen all season!) and we all know he’s a big fan of deep fried stuff…
see how it makes him lactate?
And, of course, we can’t have special guests without asking back Michelle Bernste–…
Sorry, I always kinda have that same reaction whenever I have to watch Bernie be foisted upon us time and again. Anyhow, she’ll be there, and so will La Gassy. Finally, Daddy Tom says he doesn’t care how they make their fried chicken, but he wants it to be crispy and delicious. Winner gets a year’s supply of TurdBlotto Wine, which, at 365 bottles, ThumbyHead claims would only last him three months…
no wonder he’s aging so badly
OK, so they only get 30 minutes to prep right now, and Thumby’s telling us that he grew up eating chicken stuffed, so that’s probably what he’s going to do. Then he starts leering and telling us how much he enjoys breasts, but you can hold onto thighs much better, and he likes both “depending on the size of the chicken“, and I’m kinda surprised he didn’t drop a lame “finger lickin’ good” joke in there for good measure. Jeez, do any of you guys know anybody over the age of ten who still thinks dirty chicken-breast-and-thigh jokes are actually funny?…
you do now
In any case, StacheBear’s boner is still bobbing and raging over having a good old-fashioned fried chicken challenge, he can’t say enough how much he loves this. When McBitchyson asks what his secret is, he curtly replies “Stuff.” and continues with his prep work. The thing is, he ain’t kidding, cuz he is doing some stuff to that chicken…
like injecting it with roofies, so he can finally have a “date” with Scar