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Tom comes to the table and says Brooke was a mess and Sheldon and Kristen kept “accidentally” rubbing up against his nuts. The guest judges were impressed, but Hughnibrow says he was bored and everything would have tasted better if every recipe had used the sound of his voice as an ingredient.
Time for judges table!! Man, what I wouldn’t give for some terrible Gail Simmons clothes right now. Here’s the lowdown: Everyone agrees that Sheldon should have stuck to his original flavors. He gets dinged for his dessert and says he was saving his only good dessert for the final round. Oy. Learn to lie, dude!
Hugh says Kristen was a bit one note with her soup and the lemon on her tuna was too bitter. She admits that her dessert was almost as lame as Sheldon’s, but Hugh disses it some more anyway. LOL. Brooke is in troubls for her shoddy ear nose and throat meat cleaning, but her short ribs were so good that Scar almost used the sauce to make Kristen’s tuna taste better. LOL!! Scar and Hugh should get married and just diss the whole world at all times.
Tom says that Brooke’s dessert wasn’t restaurant quality, but it’s one of those times that it’s obvious he’s just trying to come up with something to say to make it seem less lopsided. Hers was way better looking and tasting than the other two put together. Who doesn’t love brown butt?
In alone time, the judges repeat themselves and then…Sheldon’s OUT!! AW!!! I have been rooting for an all girl finale, but I am sad for Sheldon! Poor guy!! And I mean literally. His pity party is gonna have to take place at another public park. Ah well!! Love ya, kid!! Good luck at the bait shop!!
Next week on the finale finale, Top Chef takes a page out of the Iron Chef playbook and does their first live showdown!! Unfortunately, a clown car drives in with their sous chefs.
Thumbelina for the lose.
And Gail’s back! Thankfully, no one took the time during her break to teach her about fashion!!
J-Mo will be back on finale duty!! Have a great week!
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