Naturally we can’t get away from there being a commercial in the middle of this crap, so Daddy Tom hands them the keys to a brand new Cloyota Mammary so they can take it for a spin to the market to do their 15 minutes of shopping, and then they will return and have 20 minutes to make their sammiches. After gushing about how much this is “the car of the future” they finally make it to the market where UniBall orders some prosciutto and ham… and Rapunzel orders sliced turkey and pepper-jack cheezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wait, what? Is she making an ordinary turkey-bacon-avocado sammich like the ones she says she eats for lunch every day? Why yes, yes, she is….
silly bitch, you’ll be joining us soon
Yes, the fully eliminated chefs are aghast that Rapunzel is making such a simple-ass sammich as well, it’s like she doesn’t even understand that this is supposed to be a compefuckingtition and you’re supposed to do things that are beyond the normal and ordinary. It’s too bad this isn’t a Kraft Mac & Cheese-making competition, cuz I could make that exact recipe on the box with my eyes closed and only one hand. Anyhow, UniBall is on his way to another win, because he’s going to make a different fucking version of one of those Vietnamese banh mi sammiches. Mercifully, time eventually runs out and we can watch this farce come to a swift end…
not something you’ll find on your average Subway menu
I think Daddy Tom knows that she didn’t even try, either, because he’s already laughing as he approaches Rapunzel’s station to try her sammich…
the number four combo (with chips and a soft drink) at Paradise Bakery
Oh, he tries to make it look like it’s a close race by telling UniBall that he had too much bread and not enough stuff in the center, and rebuffs Rapunzel for having the opposite of too much meat and avocado which caused her bread to fall apart. This causes Rapunzel to label Daddy Tom as a “hater” and I am so ready for her to be done here…
not that seeing this is really much better
In the end, Rapunzel believes in her sammich so much that she takes the rest of it with her (I guess even the parts that have already been gnawed on by Daddy Tom?). And there we have it.
What did you guys think of this episode? Was Rapunzel the right choice to go home, or should it have been Hater-Tots or Blowsie? Did you think Hater-Tots was whining too much about the frozen tuna, or was he right to bring it up in front of Daddy Tom? Could Blowsie have been any more irritating in her little “performance”? And what the hell happened with Blowsie and ThumbyHead Stefan, anyhow? Can anybody explain that exchange to me? I’m so lost.
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