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Then StacheBear glumly tells everybody he’s not going to cook any more pork for a while, and interviews that it’s really difficult for him to keep getting “dinged” on pigflesh when that’s what he cooks every day. He must really be upset over this…
his mustache is starting to lose its erection
Then he makes a weird comment about his butt having eaten all his underwear (!!!) which grosses out Stoner Sheldon (and America)…
that’s not really the way buttholes work, but whatever
The next day the chefs arrive at the EZ-Bake Kitchen™ to find Scar standing there with the winner from Top Chef Season 4, Stephanie “Yoda” Izard…
judging your food today I am
In case you guys are wondering where Stephanie’s nickname came from, she apparently admitted when she first appeared on the show that she was “obsessed” with Yoda, wore a Yoda T-shirt and Yoda backpack in her audition video, and even showcased her oversized Yoda Pez™ dispenser, which we all know is a sure-fire sign of a true culinarian…
badass this is?
Also, out of respect to other recappers (like the lovely LoLo) I pretty much leave previously given nicknames as is. In any case, as the chefs enter the kitchen and see StephYoda, we hear Blowsie excitedly say “She’s coming back into the competition!”, which is completely stupid, and here’s why: first, they’ve already used that lame trick with Blowsie, UniBall and ThumbyHead Stefan, the Magical Elves aren’t going to do it again in the same season. Second, Yoda doesn’t need to compete for Top Chef since DUH, she already won!…
and third, shut the hell up, Blowsie
Yoda tells the chefs about how great it is to be there and not be competing. Scar points out that Yoda is the first TC winner to be named one of Food & Whine’s Best New Chefs… and is also the sole female winner in ten seasons of this show. “So far…” amends Yoda, which is really cool of her to be so hopeful, and kinda simultaneously sad that this shit is still such a boys club.
Anyhow, today’s QuickFire challenge is deceptively simple: Scar says the chefs have half an hour to make anything they want. The only catch is that while they were asleep, some poor Production Assistant was busy covering every single piece of food in the pantry with tinfoil (courtesy of brand Ben Olds Crap)…