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Lizzie Borden’s telling us that she wants to highlight the raspberry’s innate “fimininity” (I dunno if that’s a slam against butchy Blowsie or not) so she’s pairing it with pork and red cabbage. Blowsie, naturally, is making something called “Raspberry Rock’n'Roll” (fucking eye-roll is more like it) which she claims is going to be a play on a California Roll…
only covered in blood
We never really see Sir Barts-a-lot get testy, but he’s having trouble finding a blender to use, and when he spies Hater-Tots with one he wants to borrow it, but Hater won’t let it go, saying he’s “using it right now”. He’s not, cuz he’s pouring some whitish goo into another container, but he still refuses to share, so Bart tells him to fuck off and stomps away. A few minutes later he loudly snarls “Do I hear a blending?… Nooooo!” Hater-Tots just shrugs and continues pouring his goo…
his dish is clearly inspired by the porn store floor
KIDDING, that’s not bukkake batter, Hater-Tots says it’s going to be a “white gazpacho” with chorizo, bread, almonds, garlic, water and gooseberries. But he’s complaining that he can’t measure anything properly, the proportions are off-kilter…
Stachey doesn’t think he’s going to have any problem making better food than Rapunzel, and most likely he’s right. He thinks she’s spending too much time on making her chicken terrine and not enough time figuring out how to incorporate their blueberries into the dish. Then he brings up the whole stupid TX vs. OK rivalry thing and claims Rapunzel likes rapunishment…
while she considers braining him with a baking sheet
Top Model is the lucky one who does not have to bother with petty bullshit or catcalls from other chefs, because she’s the only one making a dish with tayberries. She wants to win because $10,000.00 would let her finally visit her homeland of Korea. Then she tells this strange and terrible story of how her birth mother abandoned her and she was turned over to the police who named her…
and forced her to play with scary racially inappropriate toys
I am so goddamned glad that I was too old for those fug Cabbage Patch dolls…
Tim is running out, and the chefs are moving their food to their individual EZ-up stations. Daddy Tom has suddenly decided to show up and shit-stir, so he goes up to Hater-Tots and tells him ThumbyHead Stefan (who is working right behind him) just claimed he was going to beat his ass and that Hater didn’t stand a chance. What is Totsy’s response to that?….
well, I don’t wanna tattle, but somebody is using frozen chicken of the sea