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Sunday, February 10, 2013
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Tagged: ass-kissing does not make everything better, bacon bacon bacon, bacon does NOT make everything better, bravo, Brooke Williamson, butter does not make everything better, chef, chum bucket, Cold, competition, cooking, crabs not krabs, dog food, duelling newsies, Emeril Lagasse, filler, funny, Gail Simmons, Gaylaskan, hilarious, horrible, Hugh Acheson, I think Season Ten might suck, J-Mo, Josh Valentine, Kristen Kish, Last Chance Kitchen, Lizzie Binder, MAJOR filler, minor filler, one-note chef, padma lakshmi, rainy, reality, reality tv, recap, recaps, salmon, Sean Brock, Sheldon Simeon, show, smoking does not make everything better, South African accents, starting to hate bacon, tom colicchio, top chef, Top Chef Seattle, TV, tvgasm, watching bread rise, wet
Li’l Boy Brocky gets to give the good news, and as it turns out most of the locals selected the same salmon & sourdough dish as their favorite…
thanks for the trip, can I go put on a sweater now?
It does look really miserable out there, the chefs are literally shivering in nothing but their flimsy chef-coats while the entire judging panel is bundled up warmly. McBitchy is so frozen that she almost forgets to thank Mean Fountain Coffee for the free vacation. Then, after rehashing all of the flaws of Stachey’s, Stoner’s and Lizzie’s dishes, it came as no real surprise to me that tonight’s loser wound up being…
the chif who made the bist brid
Aw shucks, I really liked Miss Lizzie from the get-go, her wonky faces gave me my first personal LOL screenshot of this season…
thank you, girl
For her part, Lizzie realizes it was her mistake that she didn’t taste her dish altogether, but at least she’s not being bitter or nasty about it. Besides, she’s not completely out of it yet, because she still gets to compete in…
DRAAAAAAAG
THIIIIIIS
SHOOOOOOW
OUUUUUUUT
UNTIIIIIIL
STACHEEEEEEY’S
KIIIIIIID
GEEEEETS
TOOOOOOO
KINTERGAAAAAARTEN
You guys, that fucking Cloyota Penis jingle that sounds like a sing-songy 10-year-old girl telling me to hump hump hump hump hump is making me want to run around my block in an assless pair of Speedos while setting fire to things. BUT, I can hang on a little bit longer, the Finale of Last Chance Kitchen is supposed to be next week.
So Lizzie explains that after having spent that last day at the fishing dock thinking about her father, she just felt sad, and is afraid that came through in her dish. Daddy Tom seems slightly more kindly with her as he greets her, and asks if she can guess who the champ of LCK is. Lizzie’s no dummy, and correctly guesses that it’s Top Model…
w’sup girl
Since Lizzie’s downfall was untasted and unseasoned fish, she’s going to have to cook fish to get back in again. This time she and Top Model will only be allowed to use a campfire and smoke to cook their fish, which is giving Top Model the willies, since she can’t remember the last time she even went camping, much less cooked anything besides s’mores or hot dogs…
all we really did in Girl Scouts was sell those fucking cookies
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fucking make a dish that describes yourself in a haiku about what makes things better involving a food item AND DO IT IN SHIRT FORM
you know this will be the finale
of top chef tumblr people who like the show enough to pretend to be better than it but still watch it every weak and then choose judges (to judge fucking pictures like… rational human beings of this site and the commenters that decided that neither commenters or commentors would appear correctly on spell check) out of the two followers (PROBABLY WHITE MALES TO EMPHASIZE THE PLIGHT OF WOMEN WHO HAVE TUMBLRS) they get that probably want to make fun of it but are drunk and forgot to. I am the drunk and didn’t forget to.
YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER?
BACON AND CORNBREAD AND WAR
YOU MIX THE THREE TOGETHER AND YOU GET A FUCKING T-SHIRT THAT NO ONE EVER SHOULD EVER BE FUCKING WEARING. FUCK WHO THE UFCK WEARS T SHIRTS ON PURPOSE. IF I WAS A CELEBRITY AND GOT CAUGHT WEARING A T-SHIRT, LITTLE ALONE ADVOCATING THE PLIGHT OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT WAR HAS TO DO WITH FUCKING CORNBREAD
I REALLY DON’T KNOW WHAT I’D DO BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BE A FUCKING RETARD WEARING A HOT TOPIC T SHIRT IN THE YEAR 2013. AND IT WOULDN’T BE ABOUT FUCKING BACON BECAUSE IT’S NOT 2010.
NEXT WEEK ON TOP SHIT:
SOMEONE PROBABLY DOESN’T QUITE WIN YET LOL. BUT IT’S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE I CIRCUMVENTED THE CAPTCHA USING MAGIC*
*I had to watch two ads to get it right BECAUSE I THOUGHT FUCKING CAPS WERE SUPPOSED TO BE CRUISE CONTROL
Still reading, but the quickfire judge looks like the lovechild of LaGassy and StacheBear!
Captcha is “love me”, because you know LaGassy hit and quit it and Stachey just can’t let go.
I will miss Lizzie. And the recaps of her accent are spot on hilarious!! I find myself reading your version outloud lol!! And I literally laughed outloud at “looking like an LL Bean catalog”. Perfection!! I can’t decide who I want to win. I don’t feel emotionally invested in anyone this season.
This season is boring. the. shit. out of me. I didn’t have access to Bravo during the 7th season, so I’ll have to take your word that this season is far worse. And really, the downward spiral began when Kristen was eliminated because she was one of the few contestants who proved to be really talented. It’s like we got 3 or 4 really great chefs and 20 mediocre fillers. But with Kristen gone, you can really see just how average everyone else is in comparison: I totally ignored how Sheldon used Asian food as a crutch, but now it’s annoying the hell out of me. This has been a rough ass season, but the recaps make it so much better. Now I have a lovely daydream where LaShawn Beyond rises from obscurity to snatch Josh’s bacon, exclaiming “THIS IS NOT RUPAULS BEST BACON RACE, BITCH.”
And that, my dears, is what I like to call hope.
Oh J-Mo, these recaps are the only thing making this season bearable. For fucks sake, Stach needs to stop with the bacon. STOP. Loved the Blazing Saddles refernce; made me snort laugh! Top Model for the win!
“And really, the downward spiral began when Kristen was eliminated…”
Actually, the downward spiral began when they said “Welcome to Top Chef Seattle. Surprise! Here are our 3 returning chefs.”
And, yeah, Snidley Dumbass is actually making me hate bacon. Which is just sad.
Every time I read the title – Suffering Succotash goes in my head. And now I cannot remember which cartoon character said it. Aggravating! I’m at the point where I don’t want any of these three winning – I have my fingers crossed that top model makes it back and takes the whole thing!
Okay, so I always say I hate Florida (the only damn place I’ve ever lived), but the freak-storm in the Northeast and J-Mo’s first paragraph are actually giving me pause…the worst day of said storm was a de-fucking-lightful sunny and cloudless 80 degrees here, so…not so bad?
I think I finally learned a valuable lesson! Although I STILL desperately want to go sledding and skiing and snowmobiling and…you get the point. Back to reading.
I totes forgot until I saw the “carnage” photo how much I miss Deadliest Catch! I’m guessing they’re filming the opilio season now? Wrap it up, people, and get to editing. I need my fix, especially since TC is ending soon and J-Mo goes with it. Wah!!!
Featherhead – Suffering Succotash = Sylvester the Cat.
Thank you JJ!!
Late to the party again, but I have to comment on this:
you wanna go with me to get a manicure and then roll around naked in some bacon?
HAHAHAHAHA!!! He has been away from the wife for a long time!
Can they just crown Kristen? At this point it’s just becoming painful. Not only is she clearly the best, but she’s the most gracious. And I have to agree with Jimbob, the season took a massive runny shit when they brought the 3 returning chefs back.
J-mo, those are the sweetest little kitties!!! I really think Sheldon should have gone, he seemed to have more egregious mistakes than Lizzie did, but heck, this show is dismissive of women, otherwise, how are the average talents of Stachy and Stoner in the final group!
I’m still a little confused as to how the finale will play out with LCK and a voted in person. For the vote in, is it week to week, winner take all, and then they restart . . . I can’t see how Uni has the most votes at anything other than “most likely to be an entitled douche”!
I was really hoping for an all female finale . . . sigh . . .