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In any case, back to the moobs… er, I mean the QuickFire… it’s finally StacheBear’s turn…
and I hate peas
Li’l Boy Brocky immediately gets wide-eyed when he hears what’s in this dish and remarks “Feeding succotash to a lowcountry boy?”, and StacheBear giggles and congratulates himself out loud on being so “ballsy”…
yeah, I busted out the mixed vegetables for my homie
Brocky eats some and says the succotash tastes like home. Stachey is near tears and breathes that hearing him say such a thing is a compliment in itself. To us he sneers that he “nailed it… 100 percent!”…
and now I am accepting congratulatory blowjobs
OK, I gotta point out here, based on the suddenly different clothing and stache-styling, that particular sound bite could have been made at just about any time regarding any dish with bacon Stachey’s made during the entire season, so I suspect that was edited in to make him look douchecockier than he already is. But I also suspect that thought really did go through his mind at the time, so let’s watch how this plays out.
So how did they do overall? Well, Li’l Boy Brocky compliments them on being able to work so well in this tiny shack, each dish had it’s ups and downs. Which ones were the least successful? Sorry Lizzie, Brocky thought the idea of eggs and crab was a good one, but it was a little overcooked, there were too many capers on the plate, and actually “too many flavors overall”, the crab got a little lost along the way…
wish I’d pissed in it instid
So who was his other least-favorite? Let me transcribe it exactly: “Josh?… You served succotash to a succotash snob. I thought the bacon was unnecessary and covered up the crab… and [it was] kind of a turn-off with the broken sauce!” LOLLLOLOLOL Hey, let’s watch StacheBear’s face crumple in slow motion…
Unfortunately, doing shitty during a QuickFire Challenge is usually harmless, and Stachey admits he knows he won’t go home over it, especially since it has happened so many times before, but he’s mega-embarrassed that he fucked up like that in front of Li’l Boy Brocky.
This means that the favorites were McBitchyson and Stoner, both of whose dishes used a lot of innards and crabcrap. Who did Brocky feel made his super-long plane ride worth it?…
that wasn’t just pine needles in that smoke