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He still thinks he got shafted and it’s bullshit, and he could have won with cooking five plain meat patties and holding a jar of pickles in his hand, but that’s just the sad elderly drug-addict in him being in denial. Bye Hater-Tots…
But wait! We’re not done! Because it’s time for…
Hater arrives in Last Chance Kitchen saying he’s misunderstood and a true competitor, so today’s challenge will be like the “shootout at the OK Corral”…
which I’m sure he remembers like it was yesterday
He’s impressed that UniBall has hung on this long, and UniBall is shocked that Hater-Tots got cut “this early”…
um, he got twice as far as you did, bunghole
Daddy Tom praises Hater for having used his extensive kitchen experience during his time in the competition, but in the end he failed to overcome a random curveball in the form of a curved pot. For their challenge they can make anything they want, Daddy hands them the keys to a Cloyota Penis C and they’ll have 30 minutes to cook when they get back from the Terrible Market That Sells Rotten Old Scallops…
well no wonder, it’s located right next to a Big Lots!
Have you guys ever browsed the food at one of those stores? They always have weird varieties of stuff that you’ve never heard of, mostly because they’re failed products that nobody wants to actually eat. Anyhow, nothing really interesting happens at the store, except UniBall buys some more of their stinky aged scallops. Normally this would be final nail in the coffin of any other chef, but UniBall is a P.A.V. (Producer-Assisted Vampire™) so this will undoubtedly be harmless to him.
Hater-Tots grabs some lobster and they head back to find that the twist in their challenge is being carried out to a display table by the other eliminated chefs…
hey, they stole all my kitchen cookware!
Daddy Tom says he paid about $3.50 for these beat-up worn-out cooking vessels at local yard sales, and this is what Hater and UniBall will have to use to cook their fine ingrediences. Hater-Tots naturally feels like he’s being persecuted by Daddy Tom for having had the temerity to complain about the quality of the cookware at the terrible ballroom where he got eliminated. UniBall doesn’t give a shit, he says he can cook on anything. He seems to have earned the support of the eliminated chefs, as they are making a lot of noise for him…
bullshit, I’m calling Stockholm Syndrome