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We learn lots about knife-sharpening, and before too long Hater-Tots is pushing Top Model and Blowsie to try and yell for a sharpness check, saying they only need to cut through paper, not cement. His worst fears are realized when the Green Team of ThumbyHead Stefan, Lizzie and McBitchyson call out to be checked first. Thumby and Lizzie’s knives slice the paper, but McBitchyson’s won’t, so she has to do some more scrapies. Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
thank you for blocking Thumby’s road to a $4,000.00 knife
Hater-Tots is pushing even harder for the others to give him the green light to call for a check, and Top Model is resisting, saying they need to be “wicked sharp”. Hater just ignores this and yells for a check anyhow. Top Model looks stricken and tells us her knife isn’t sharp enough yet, Hater is just focusing on being first and that “isn’t a team player move”…
cheer up girl, it looks more than sharp enough to stick him with
Blowsie’s knife passes, and so does Top Model’s… but Hater-Tots’ does not!…
Hater-Tots is incensed, and can’t believe Bladey Bob didn’t pass his knife, insisting that it was cutting the paper (which is true, it did, but not nearly as cleanly as Top Model’s and even Blowsie’s knives did) so he has to go back to scrape-scrape-scraping, too. Top Model quietly gloats on the inside as he fumes, but he quickly calls for another check, and this time he passes, so the Red Team is first! Half-yay.
McBitchyson is still frantically trying to sharpen her piece of shit when StacheBear calls out for a check for the Blue Team. Moley passes, followed by Stoner, and when StacheBear’s knife cuts the paper they cheer and watch McBitchyson apologize while the Green Team is forced out of the QuickFire…
no bag of apple chips for you, baldy
The remaining two teams are confronted with a big bin of taters and start the process of tournéing 50 of them. Blowsie explains that you have to cut them into “little footballs”, which she of course loves (eyeroll) but they also have to be seven-sided, which is really haaaard cuz she doesn’t like counting. Hater-Tots is complaining that they are having to do this with a full-sized chef’s knife instead of a smaller and more-maneuverable paring knife. Moley giggles and tells us Stoners’ taters are coming out looking weird, like “little poop logs”…
um, turd is the word, bro