Daddy Tom says there is a huge risk when cooking an egg in this manner, sometimes they just won’t set properly, but Top Model has managed to pull it off nicely. Gail also points out that she finds it refreshing that someone wants to actually take things to an upscale formal level when just about everyone else is clamoring to do “rustic” and “homestyle” and “sloppy crapfood”, which I have to say I kinda agree with… I can get “homestyle” food at home, when I go out, I want them to cut my oranges into circular saws and maybe give me a Mashed Potato Town to play with and destroy.
BTW, in looking at some of the Regular People™ attending this shindig, it occurs to me, how do you know when you’re too old to be coloring your hair in bizarre and wacky Hi-Liter Colors?…
when you stop giving a fuck and let yourself get an inch worth of roots
Next they try some of Moley’s raw food…
hopefully they’ll be able to praise it’s crispness and marvel at how you can just taste the vitamins A & D
Daddy Tom immediately has problems with the presentation, he does not like the fact that Moley has piled a bunch of pieces of pre-sliced fish on top of each other, he feels like it should have been cut to order. Gail’s enraptured by the egg vinaigrette, but she didn’t get enough of it, the whole thing seemed underdressed. Danny Montalban says they all know what really good sushi is like, this stuff just isn’t giving them any kind of innovation or expansion on that basic idea. It doesn’t help when they cut to Moley telling some chick that eating this dish will leave her feeling “clean and healthy”, by which we can only assume he means it’s going make her run home and shit her brains out. FAIL.
(BTW, the woman from Season One who was competing for Top Shit™ was named Andrea Beaman)
Speaking of FAIL, look at this familiar scene…
awww, see all the hungry people waiting for their invisible food
Well, we all knew it was coming, it’s the return of the Blowsie Show! She has nothing to feed anyone, and yet still continues to yammer and belch and giggle and annoy while dozens of people watch in amazement and wonder what in the blue fuck this bitch is doing being a part of this show. For once I am not annoyed when McBitchyson weighs in, saying it’s almost “hard to watch” Blowsie’s station, what with all the people standing there silently staring (and aging), and this is exactly what happened at the Berry Farm a couple of episodes ago.