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Ruh-roh, Moley says the bison has been sitting out for a while, it’s not really cold enough to allow him to get as thin of a slice as he wants (not like it matters, really, but still, I would have thought the producers would have known the meat needed to be colder… unless their aim was to sabotage him in favor of the Amazing and Magical UniBall). Meanwhile, UniBall is tasting all the components of his dish and declaring it the best he’s ever made. When time is up and he sees Moley’s dish, he says it’s a pretty massive mound of meat “which might impress some people” (JEALOUS!) but he still thinks his four morsels surrounded by three tiny herb leafs will be better…
sorry, if I try to make it any bigger, it’ll just pixellate
I don’t think it’s the amount of meat that’s going to do Moley in, here, I think it’s the fact that…
his dish looks like a giant infected asshole
It is a shocking twist to this webisode when we find out…
that Moley lost again
And by “shocking” I meant “predictable”. UniBall is naturally getting more and more puffed up with his own ego, believing no one can stop him and he’s gonna get back in the competition and win it all, and at the same time he seems to be completely forgetting that these LCK challenges have been relatively simple compared to the ones the chefs still in the competition are being put through, so even if he gets back in, he may find it a shock to be far more hamstrung than what is being handed him right now.
As for Moley, well, I started out not being a big fan of his, but a couple of weeks ago Flipit notified me that he had actually tweeted the ‘Gasm and proved that he’s a really good sport with a healthy sense of humor…
especially when you consider some of the things I’ve said about him
So there we have it! What did you guys think of this episode? Were you as disappointed as I was that it wasn’t really Restaurant Wars? Do you think ThumbyHead and Top Model are going to break up soon? How about that Blowsie Show? Speaking of which, it looks like according to the previews for next week, Blowsie tries to get back at Top Model by foot-dragging and not giving a shit about her restaurant concept since it isn’t “Home 305″. In other words, she’s just being Blowsie.