Turning to Team Dirty Gray, Daddy Tom zeroes in on Sir Barts-a-lot and wants to know why he looks so pissed off. Barts-a-lot says he’s “maybe surprised” that their team is there as well. When asked about how their dish came about, Brooke Williamson (who?) takes the opportunity to talk about how that was difficult from the start because her rustic style clashed with Sir Barts-a-lot’s classic style, and claims their personalities “fought a little bit”…
which is a lie because she has none
But truthfully, none of that really matters, because it all comes down to who cooked the fish, and that was poor Jewfrey. And as it turns out, he did it way too early, with almost fifteen minutes to spare. Gail points out that his hard sear on both sides left the middle pretty dry. Oh, and BTW, Sir Barts-a-lot, Scar says your boogery-looking sabayon tasted like nothing. Let’s check out this week’s useless viewer poll…
clearly nobody saw the results of tonight’s show first
And the first real loser of the season comes down to a chef that overcooked his team’s protein…
guess you’re stuck paying for your own wedding, kiddo
OK, I gotta say, there was no way they were gonna send Stefan home first, he’s too good at being a cocky villain, so perhaps there is something to that theory of the Vets having an unfair advantage… and now half of this season’s Team Rainbow has been cut, and having Josie be the only gay left in the competition is just depressing. Bye Jewfrey, yours was this season’s easiest nickname by far.
And there we go! What did you guys think of this episode? Do you believe that Carla Pellegrino is really that wacky and annoying for reals, or is she just playing to the camera because she’s an attention whore? Do you think StacheBear Josh is going to be the one to provoke Hater-Tots John into falling back on his hateful ways? Will I ever find a nickname for Brooke Williamson (who?)? And where do you stand on the whole “returning chefs” issue? Is it unfair, or just plain irritating?
Thanks again for stopping by to read, I would have been finished faster, but Chunky and I got into a big fight this afternoon…
and he pretty much told me to talk to the paw. and put on a shirt.
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